Umm.. I may have a problem...
 

I drive my kids stroller like I ride.

... accelerating to pass.

... keeping an eye out and avoiding bumps in the sidewalk.

... hands close to center on the bar.

... finding a line between pedestrians/other strollers.

... I even caught myself a couple of days ago peeking over my shoulder before moving over...

I have serious and deeply embedded mental issues.

get a front brake

br@k3le$s stro113rs 4 lyf!@!!!!11!!

I do the same with shopping carts in Whole Foods or other big markets.

Go away and come back when you gots Ouries on that sum beach.

Wait...you have kid(s)? That's your problem right there.

I like to think of it as enhanced spacial awareness (well, I do now anyway).

Who said those were problems. As far as I am concerned that appropiate stroller/cycling etiquette.

i like driving shopping carts on two wheels like a bicycle

When I drive my Volkswagen I never shift out of 1st gear...that whole 7,000 rpms thing doesn't scare me...I just tell my car to keep spinning.

Yeah, but is it brakeless? Do you put your balls on the steering wheel to skid?

I actually have a stroller with a front brake.

Psshhh...duhhhh. I have toe straps on my clutch and gas pedal. The brake pedal needless to say is gone.

Agreed, just downshift.

Why would you ride like that to begin with?

I dont see a problem here