'08 langster, text preview

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05-16-07 | 09:34 PM
  #51  
Perhaps they'll make more international versions of the Langster... I, for one, would love to have a Langster Shanghai complete with a stamped badge of Mao on the Head Tube and a cheapo taiwaneese knock-off of a Zipp Disk with the Star, Hammer and Sickle. Then I could wear my World Jersey Soviet Cycling Team Jersey and have a war over my thighs.
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05-16-07 | 09:36 PM
  #52  
Not diggin 'em. Too.... "HEY! LOOK AT ME!-ish." I do love my '07 Langster though, very fun bike. I just don't like the look of them with the flatbars... even though it's very easy to switch out.
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05-16-07 | 09:56 PM
  #53  
Quote: Miami one comes with cell phone, radio, coffee holder and fake brakes. It's orange with blood splatter and has a bullseye on the back of the seat so motorists can spot you easier. Optional 35 mm gun and airbags for the safety concious.
Optionally, it comes with a dominoes table attached to the bars.
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05-16-07 | 11:06 PM
  #54  
Quote: Not diggin 'em. Too.... "HEY! LOOK AT ME!-ish." I do love my '07 Langster though, very fun bike. I just don't like the look of them with the flatbars... even though it's very easy to switch out.

What is so over the top about them? I mean look at the nyc one, its just a yellow bike. The only one that fits your hey look at me assertion is the london one and that one isnt even that bad.
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05-16-07 | 11:11 PM
  #55  
Quote: there's also a boston and a san francisco

boston has track drops and keirin grips (needs a beer holder or something)

SF has risers

The only one that actually strikes me as having anything to do with the city it's named after is the seattle, which also comes with a handlebar coffee holder. the rest of them just have a color scheme that may or may not have anything to do with their namesake city. SF needs to come with an aerospoke, and boston doesn't have a drop of green anywhere on it. needs some irish or red sox coloring. and some beer.
funny, when risers first started getting popular in sf, i heard it referred to as boston style. as far as i know, boston couriers were the first to run risers on track bikes.
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05-16-07 | 11:38 PM
  #56  
Quote: funny, when risers first started getting popular in sf, i heard it referred to as boston style. as far as i know, boston couriers were the first to run risers on track bikes.
I've heard it called Richmond (VA) style before anything else.

And to continue the jokes of the individual langsters the Delaware one would come with glass in the tires, white plastic bags in the spokes, and the frame would be corroded by airborne chemicals.
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05-16-07 | 11:50 PM
  #57  
The San Francisco model would come with a free M.A.S.H. dvd............but then we'll have to wait another 4 or so years for it.
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05-16-07 | 11:54 PM
  #58  
WTF is the point of this front fender? It actually RAINS in Seattle sometimes.

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05-17-07 | 12:09 AM
  #59  
if they did a toronto one i dunno wtf it would come with. maybe some tim hortons logos and a toonie/loonie holder, and maybe a canadian flag
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05-17-07 | 01:16 AM
  #60  
I would like to see the Khmer Rouge version
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05-17-07 | 04:50 AM
  #61  
I would like to see the Helsinki version - studded tyres, ice hockey stick holder and a bottle of kossu.
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05-17-07 | 05:44 AM
  #62  
I want to see a bomb proof Baghdad.
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05-17-07 | 05:48 AM
  #63  
Quote: I'm in for the Detroit version complete with internal combustion engine and chassis
Quote: ...and official UAW member card.
They were going to but then they laid it off.
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05-17-07 | 05:50 AM
  #64  
Quote: What the hell would the Philly Langster say: "Yo, Adrien!" on the TT?
Would it have a cheesesteak holder?
And a headbadge depicting a political machine?
Quote: nah a use all cheesesteak/pretzel/pistol holder would pretty much sum it all up.

for added philly-ness it could say E-A-G-L-E-S on the TT.
Oh I would so rock the cheesesteak holder.

But I would worry about people throwing batteries at me if I rode it.
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05-17-07 | 05:59 AM
  #65  
Quote: Don't you mean Daaawnie Iris? The PGH model would be bare steel, with 30x20 gearing, and include cole slaw and fries.

Check the color scheme on my ride...a few of us out here get it.
And I thought no one would understand. The best thing about the Pittsburgh version is that thirty years from now you can still brag about how awesome your Langster was back in 2007.
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05-17-07 | 06:23 AM
  #66  
Quote: if they did a toronto one i dunno wtf it would come with. maybe some tim hortons logos and a toonie/loonie holder, and maybe a canadian flag
The Toronto one gets stolen and sold back to you by Igor the first day you have it.
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05-17-07 | 07:57 AM
  #67  
Quote: Ahh but that requires getting the Pasadena version. The Pasadena version is actually the SS cross bike painted safety orange (with matching hard hat), pulling a trailer with the mini tig welder to affix the bike to the car rack. Of course due to OSHA standards the bike cannot be fixed, but has to be coaster brake.
I forgot about the singlespeeds at the plant! Someone on craigslist was selling one for a while. Massive basket & everything.
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05-17-07 | 08:04 AM
  #68  
i just saw the preview at my lbs.. pretty interesting stuff going on with the langster series..
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05-17-07 | 08:12 AM
  #69  
Quote: And I thought no one would understand. The best thing about the Pittsburgh version is that thirty years from now you can still brag about how awesome your Langster was back in 2007.
Wrong. The best thing about the Pittsburgh Langster is how much the Cleveland Langster sucks.
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05-17-07 | 02:59 PM
  #70  
Quote: the san diego one comes with bad haircuts.
AND SPECIAL PEDALS AND CLIPS DESIGNED FOR POINTY SHOES
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05-17-07 | 06:13 PM
  #71  
Quote: and Special Pedals And Clips Designed For Pointy Shoes

!!
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05-17-07 | 09:36 PM
  #72  
What? The San Diego one has a burrito holder (!), is covered with Dave Wakeling stickers and has a secret compartment to stash weed.
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05-18-07 | 02:31 PM
  #73  
Better Yet It Has Flipflops Mounted To The Pedals So You Dont Need Shoes Or Straps
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