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How to look stupid in front of a good looking female

Old 05-21-07, 03:59 PM
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How to look stupid in front of a good looking female

By watching her as you bike down 14th street realize oh turn here at the last second and in the process of making a quick sharp turn you get pedal strike and go down.
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Don't feel bad. My first 0-mph trackstanding tip-over in traffic was today.
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Old 05-21-07, 04:10 PM
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I ate it hard the first day of class last semester starring a some girl walking down the sidewalk.

Pot hole came outta no where.
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Tell her that you have really strong feelings from her and would like to date her but she already has a boyfriend and really only sees you as a platonic friend she can use for cuddling and watching movies.
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^^ bitter? ^^
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Originally Posted by thebristolkid
Don't feel bad. My first 0-mph trackstanding tip-over in traffic was today.
I've done that. At a red light in front of like 20 cars... and a girl on a bike... well..... in front of four college girls on bikes who were right behind me. And none of them gave me their number! Imagine that!
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re

I did something similar last year. Was down by the Roosevelt Memorial and couldn't get my right foot out of my strap and tipped over with the bike landing on top of me. Wasn't to bad only about 6 buses of tourists that were loading/unloading saw the whole thing.
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Originally Posted by FERAL
I did something similar last year. Was down by the Roosevelt Memorial and couldn't get my right foot out of my strap and tipped over with the bike landing on top of me. Wasn't to bad only about 6 buses of tourists that were loading/unloading saw the whole thing.
That's exactly what happened. Usually I lose my balance to the left side. Not today...
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Originally Posted by octopus magic
Tell her that you have really strong feelings from her and would like to date her but she already has a boyfriend and really only sees you as a platonic friend she can use for cuddling and watching movies.
don't feel bad about something like that, tristan. if the *****ty b!tch is all cuddly despite having a bf then she sucks.
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Wait, cuddling when you already have a bf?! Eff that ess.

"Baby, you know I love you. I just feel like being held by someone else for awhile ... it doesn't mean anything. Here, let me grind my ass into another man's crotch while we watch a movie together."
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Old 05-21-07, 07:09 PM
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yesterday a roadie blew past us on a bike trail, then tried to navigate a hairpin turn onto a small bridge by doing a fancy sliding skid/hockey stop with his rear brake. except he ****ed it up and lost balance, then couldn't unclip his foot and fell over kinda into the weeds.

I genuinely asked if he was ok, but it was hard not to laugh.
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I think holding back really bad gas and diarrhea while you're talking to her in front of all her friends in the middle of the cafeteria and letting it all go by accident when you sneeze, having it dripping down your pants all over your shoes and the floor, is going to look pretty stupid.
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Originally Posted by octopus magic
Tell her that you have really strong feelings from her and would like to date her but she already has a boyfriend and really only sees you as a platonic friend she can use for cuddling and watching movies.
Whatever, I'm down for just cuddling. ...As long as she doesn't mind being poked in the back and told to "twerk it".
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Be seen riding a bicycle.
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Originally Posted by bonechilling
Be seen riding a bicycle.
Victory.

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Old 05-21-07, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by shapelike
Wait, cuddling when you already have a bf?! Eff that ess.

"Baby, you know I love you. I just feel like being held by someone else for awhile ... it doesn't mean anything. Here, let me grind my ass into another man's crotch while we watch a movie together."
eh, i know attractive girls that are like that (with me), i wouldn't want to have a serious relationship with them but i don't mind grinding up behind their (consenting) asses either.
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yea, but tourists, who cares about them-

i actually had the same sort of pedal strike incident with a cute girl a couple weeks ago, i landed like 15 feet from the bike and she was much more embarassed than i was. ended with her saying one of those 'oh well uh.. yea ill see you around'

and 0mph trackstand deaths are a-ma-z-ing last time i did that was raining and there was a guy in a car next to me with his window down, somehow he managed not to laugh. nice guy.
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Riding down a sidewalk looking over your shoulder to see your ex with a new mate, stare back and them for a few seconds while continuing to roll slowly down the sidewalk, and then finally glacing back forward to see a fire hydrant ride in front of your front wheel, locking the front wheel, and then endoing over the handlebars.
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Originally Posted by thebristolkid
Don't feel bad. My first 0-mph trackstanding tip-over in traffic was today.
i did the same thing for the first time early saturday morning on the way to work, i thought no one saw me, but there was a couple across the street, obviously laughing.
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Originally Posted by shapelike

"Baby, you know I love you. I just feel like being held by someone else for awhile ... it doesn't mean anything. Here, let me grind my ass into another man's crotch while we watch a movie together."
thats what im talkin bout!
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Originally Posted by thebristolkid
Don't feel bad. My first 0-mph trackstanding tip-over in traffic was today.

YAY! Me too! 5/21.... we will never forget.
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even ted shred has to ditch the pista before he puts the moves on
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Originally Posted by slvoid
I think holding back really bad gas and diarrhea while you're talking to her in front of all her friends in the middle of the cafeteria and letting it all go by accident when you sneeze, having it dripping down your pants all over your shoes and the floor, is going to look pretty stupid.


and how!
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Originally Posted by thebristolkid
Don't feel bad. My first 0-mph trackstanding tip-over in traffic was today.
As funny as I'm sure this looks, it is no joke. My first was 2.5 weeks ago and my knee still hurts.

I have a knack for making minor accidents result in serious injuries.
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Originally Posted by thequickfix
As funny as I'm sure this looks, it is no joke. My first was 2.5 weeks ago and my knee still hurts.

I have a knack for making minor accidents result in serious injuries.
I think I'm OK; my pride absorbed most of the impact. Seriously hurting yourself on the 0mph fall is the cycling equivalent of drowning in an inch of water.
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