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Old 08-29-07, 12:52 PM
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not many worse feelings than....

leaving work with a nasty case of diarrhea(complete with lightning ****s and cold sweat) and having to ride a fixed gear bicycle to get home.






oh the pedaling.




one of the very few situations fixed just ain't cool.
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Old 08-29-07, 12:59 PM
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Thanks for sharing.
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dang.

What caused your "back door trots?" Bad Food?

Any disasters on the way? Did you make it without incident?

You'll need to start carrying some imodium just in these cases...
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Old 08-29-07, 01:05 PM
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you're welcome, pat!


ummmm, just lebanese food. never makes me sick. but did this time. and no, i made it home ok. just the feeling was hell-ish.
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pooping at work, it's such a good feeling
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=gyijWbML82s
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Originally Posted by cc700 View Post
pooping at work, it's such a good feeling
true, unless it's the 'rhea
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Old 08-29-07, 02:13 PM
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pooping at work, it's such a good feeling
there is nothing i hate more than when i go in the bathroom at the office and theres someone in there all grunting and stuff. makes me shudder so i just come back later.
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Originally Posted by Miiike View Post
there is nothing i hate more than when i go in the bathroom at the office and theres someone in there all grunting and stuff. makes me shudder so i just come back later.
oh man, I totally agree. I often feel like my co-workers are putting on a show for whoever else is in the room.
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Originally Posted by noisebeam View Post
Just tap yer foot a few times and they get quiet real quick.

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I d be careful tapping your foot near a stall like that, look what happened to this dude:
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nice!^
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Or how about when you go into a restaurant before you eat and some dude is in there bombing one out complete with lots of farts and splashes. bon' appetite!
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sorry. I meant a bathroom in a restaurant. it's almost time to go home, I got excited.
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Little shot of that Vitamin H clear that right up son'
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this reminds me of having that happen to me when i ran cross country in high school, just plain awful. if someone got back to the locker room missing a sock or both, you hoped somebody just stole their socks. it never turned out to be the case though.
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how about getting the squirts while in a remote village in africa...then having to bike 20 kilometers in the hot hot sun...of course you could pull off and run into the bush...but then youll find yourself "without"..and you may possibly find some critters that may not be happy to see you.
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A while back my female housemate was occupying the bathroom having a leisurely bubblebath when suddenly i had to **** soooooo bad. It hit me like a truck. I was uncomfortable with the idea of calling her out of the bath, ****ting loudly and explosively into the toilet, and then calling her back in. Instead i shat in a secluded area outside, then bagged it and threw it in the trash like i do with my dogs' poop.
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Originally Posted by Miiike View Post
there is nothing i hate more than when i go in the bathroom at the office and theres someone in there all grunting and stuff. makes me shudder so i just come back later.
I remember a few weeks ago, one of the higher up dudes waked into a stall while I was at the urinal, and just let loose while he carried on a conversation with me. Nothing worse then hearing an old man go...
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I remember a few weeks ago, one of the higher up dudes waked into a stall while I was at the urinal, and just let loose while he carried on a conversation with me. Nothing worse then hearing an old man go...
Grrrrr. Hey Bob, you got those TPS reports . . . plunk, plunk, grrrrr. That should be considered some form of workplace harassment

Its always the old guys--the same guys who at the gym walk around naked in the lockeroom and shave with their junk having in the sink.
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Old 08-29-07, 10:11 PM
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I think the absolute worst is biking after an atomic **** that feels like you just passed lava. Your ass is so sore, and then you have to apply a saddle to it.
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Originally Posted by mander View Post
A while back my female housemate was occupying the bathroom having a leisurely bubblebath when suddenly i had to **** soooooo bad. It hit me like a truck. I was uncomfortable with the idea of calling her out of the bath, ****ting loudly and explosively into the toilet, and then calling her back in. Instead i shat in a secluded area outside, then bagged it and threw it in the trash like i do with my dogs' poop.
that's ****ing heinous. you have waay too much respect for people. should have plopped it into her bath.
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Old 08-30-07, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by mander View Post
A while back my female housemate was occupying the bathroom having a leisurely bubblebath when suddenly i had to **** soooooo bad. It hit me like a truck. I was uncomfortable with the idea of calling her out of the bath, ****ting loudly and explosively into the toilet, and then calling her back in. Instead i shat in a secluded area outside, then bagged it and threw it in the trash like i do with my dogs' poop.
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seriously how do you tell your boss you need to go home because of diarrhea though?

"boss i have diarrhea"
"boss i got the mudd butt"
"boss the squirts are running around and i need to go take care of them"

all, so so good without any embarrassment.
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Originally Posted by Pat feels angst View Post
Little shot of that Vitamin H clear that right up son'
Heroin helps with the trots?
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Originally Posted by helloamerican View Post
seriously how do you tell your boss you need to go home because of diarrhea though?
I did that once. It wasn't too awkward.

Me: Boss, I think I need to go home. My stomach isn't feeling good. I knew I shouldn't have hit up that taco truck last night.
Boss: Oh man, taco trucks. Those are killer. Yeah, go home.

The end.
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