The skid salute?
08-29-07, 06:24 PM
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Invented the Skid Salute
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08-29-07, 06:30 PM
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08-29-07, 06:33 PM
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1/3 i'll say it was a joke because i realized how stupid i sounded, 1/3 flamebait, 1/3 really good way to not appreciate others that do something i really enjoy in a different variation, who probably do it in a more skilled efficient way. Mostly the hip-hop language and the elitism is a joke.But really, I think the skid salute is a good idea.
08-29-07, 06:36 PM
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what, you've never seen passing roadies dig one hand into the chamois butter in their ass crack and then high five one another with it as they pass?
08-29-07, 06:37 PM
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08-29-07, 08:25 PM
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Skidding? What ever happened to ghost riding?
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08-29-07, 08:33 PM
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Phrase or expression to your matriarch. Yo.
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08-29-07, 10:14 PM
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Blue and yellow bike with pink risers, I'm sure you'll spot it.
08-29-07, 10:37 PM
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Better idea. Instead of showing approval towards other fixed riders, just show tons of disapproval to anyone who isn't fixed. Just ride around randomly punching people in the face.
08-29-07, 10:42 PM
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What about the fixed riders that ride BMX?
Are we awesome ******bags or is that an argument for another meeting?
Are we awesome ******bags or is that an argument for another meeting?
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08-29-07, 10:45 PM
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I just ride circles in my garage. So **** to yer *****!
08-29-07, 10:45 PM
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I thought that most of the fixed gear riders also rode BMX, and that's why there's a bunch of idiots on track bikes doing barspins and backflips and nintendo crap.
08-29-07, 10:46 PM
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All arguments will be held at once in a 10 acre field surrounded by 20' fences topped with razor wire.
08-29-07, 10:58 PM
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08-29-07, 11:06 PM
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08-29-07, 11:22 PM
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Oh hell no. We're talking Great Outdoor Fight style. Our bikes are too pretty to muss up like our faces. Last time I got tagged I was more upset about the blood all over my bartape than my split open chin.
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08-29-07, 11:25 PM
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The first thing that popped into my head, considering my ghastly inappropriate humor and the general nature of this board, was a balls to the stem skid with the right arm raised at a 45 degree angle, fingers outstretched. Unfortunalely, my photoshop skills aren't up to par. So I will leave the image in your brain.
I do apologize.
I do apologize.
08-29-07, 11:50 PM
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terrible like hitler riding through the streets of paris on a fixie, hailing his troops?
08-30-07, 12:32 AM
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And the fixed gear riders that have brakes and don't do skids, are they not welcome in your expression of solidarity?
08-30-07, 12:37 AM
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You're not even acknowledged as human under this paradigm.
08-30-07, 07:49 AM
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