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favorite quote from half baked?

Old 09-06-07, 12:38 AM
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Old 09-06-07, 05:28 AM
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i want your cocktail. FRUIT
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Old 09-06-07, 08:09 AM
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Old 09-06-07, 08:15 AM
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Old 09-06-07, 08:19 AM
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Old 09-06-07, 08:33 AM
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the janitor scientist line is pretty good... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SGr46uHAoQ&NR=1

mine is:


I Seen Him!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhSS5_uc33U

or...

RED TEAM GO! RED TEAM GO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0B7b...elated&search=
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Old 09-06-07, 09:40 AM
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" Who the **** told you that?"
"The man who sold it to me, Barry Garcia."
"So who is that, Jerry Garcia's brother?"
"No, actually it was Andy Garcia's brother."
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Old 09-06-07, 10:00 AM
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Old 09-06-07, 11:55 AM
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"I stick ba ma storey."

"I come from the beach boi!"


"That man opened up to me like I was Barbra Walters..."
Doctor said I need a backiotomy
My lawyer ****ed my momma! why!
Gawd, If you're listenin', HELP!
Get away from me *****, I'm impitent!
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Old 09-06-07, 12:01 PM
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Old 09-06-07, 12:25 PM
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The doctor said I need a backiotomy!
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Old 09-06-07, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by rallen View Post
"I stick ba ma storey."

"I come from the beach boi!"


"That man opened up to me like I was Barbra Walters..."
Doctor said I need a backiotomy
My lawyer ****ed my momma! why!
Gawd, If you're listenin', HELP!
Get away from me *****, I'm impitent!
I forgot the Sir Smoke-a-Lot quotes. Hahahaha!!
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Old 09-06-07, 12:34 PM
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I WANNA TALK TO SAMSON!!
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Old 09-06-07, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by HotTamale View Post
Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YRxmCGQFFAI
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Old 09-06-07, 12:56 PM
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Sweet, bike content!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3lJezADCJI
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Old 09-06-07, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by HotTamale View Post
Ok, hopefully a lot of you have seen this movie...it's a good n'.

anyways, what are some of your fav quotes from it?
Not to be a tool here, but how does this have anything to do with ssfg? why isnt this in foo?
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Old 09-06-07, 02:17 PM
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hahahaha BEST!
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Old 09-06-07, 02:19 PM
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errrr what I meant to do was:


Originally Posted by Batson View Post
- Hey, girl! You hungry?
- **** you, *****!
- I was talking to the horse.

hahaha BEST!
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Old 09-06-07, 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by skanking biker View Post
Not to be a tool here, but how does this have anything to do with ssfg? why isnt this in foo?
I posted a video with SS bikes from the movie. So there.
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Old 09-06-07, 04:39 PM
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Hey! Black ass!
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Old 09-06-07, 10:31 PM
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Just watched the whole movie again on Google.
Love that movie.
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