Oh god. Instant classic!!

Good to know. I wanna join one of the local kickball teams but I think my wife would make me choose between bike polo and kickball. I don't think my wife would let me participate in two dumb sports while she corralled the youngsters.

bike kickball. DUH.

Go in there and buy a few accessories and at the counter as they're ringing up the sale tell the guy as a matter of factly to throw in that handlebar hanging on that wall like you're buying some condoms.

I'll be taking these Huggies and...uh...whatever cash you got.

LFO for the....lose?

Arguing on the internet is like riding the velodrome in the special olympics....

Man...I was really hoping this to turn into the tytti appreciation thread

And make it quick, I'm in dutch with the wife.

my mom told me if i didn't vote republican she would kick me out of the house. so i really showed her and voted green.

**** parents and bush.

many lulz were enjoyed.

In the kickball league I play in, all steals are illegal. You can't even lead off.

i thought kickball was more of a solo sport, to be honest. i guess it could be considered one on one.

...and I suppose they don't allow beer on the field either.

They didn't point back and scream 'hey that dude's stealing a girls bike!'?

OK, I'm totally confused about the OP.

I'm sure that if the shop is real busy, they might not have time to get the ladder and retrieve the bars themselves. You might have to wait. I'm sure that if you are real nice and polite, they'll eventually climb up there and get them for you if the bars are too high to reach.

Getting the ladder yourself, especially without asking, might not make them real happy considering the insurance issues.

why couldn't you steal a good bike? hell, that's not even a pretty colour, and the top tube's all bent up..
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+1 for bewbies, and ultima

Are you thinking of dodgeball? last time I checked kickball was a team sport. Granted the last time I played kickball was about six years ago in high school gym class. But you know whats a really sweet game? four square. that game is the ****.

If you really want those handlebars hanging way up high on the wall, firstly ask to see a Brooks B-17 sadlle, pretend to be interested especially in the Honey colored one. Be sure to comment on the fine craftsmanship and the cool rivets along the back.

Then, right in the middle of the guys sales pitch about how comfortable Brooks saddles are once broken in, and the finer points of Proofriding it religiously every 6 months...haul off and chuck that 2 pound assbeater up at aforementioned handlebars, thus dislodging them from their perch.

As the bars and the Brooks come back down to earth, the sales guy will most likely be more concerned about retrieving the Brooks that has landed down behind the floor pumps along the far wall. As he scampers after it, you can collect your new handlebars and be on your way.

Dodge ball is team sport too! I think he was making a funny, but I'm not sure. And four square IS the ****. You know what else is awesome? Tether ball.

Think more fleshy, human balls.

Yup, bad joke. And I think you're thinking of pocket pool. I'm not sure what kind of stuff you're into, but solo "kickball" just doesn't sound appealing to me.

Joke withdrawn in light of previous statements.

:roflmao:
No need to withdraw the joke, I mean if you're into that kind of thing, more power to ya!

bad image of napoleon dynomite slapping some balls. i really tempted to thorw that last # out there. but this thread is gold so ill refrain.

(some how i dont think kemmer would close it anyway)

I would if the people spoke but now that the thread is about kickball and foursquare, I can't see anyone wanting it gone.

Let me guess - all you wanted was a Pepsi.