er exactly what knucks said

I miss that place badly. I don't know how many times in college I woke up Saturday mornings to my buddy Zeit calling me and asking, "Hey man, you wanna go eat our weight in hash browns?"

This is the best thing you can do to prevent a hangover.

1. Buy like 3 pounds of cheap ass hamburger and 3 or 4 32oz Gatorades.
2. Drink one Gatorade on the way home. Drink another when you get home.
3. Put remaining Gatorades in the fridge.
4. Shoot up as much meth as you can purchase with the leftover money.
5. Get in your 1988 Hyundai Excel.
6. Drive to the nearest highway.
7. Take the Hyundai to it's top speed (68 mph).
8. Throw the hamburger out the window.
9. Call your ex-girlfriend. Ask if you can come over.
10. When she says no, go over anyways.
11. Sneak in through a back window.
12. Leave a belated birthday card (6 months late) on her parent's kitchen table.
13. Steal a carton of her mom's Kools from the freezer.
14. Steal the ice cube trays while you're in there.
15. Scream "I LOVE YOU WINNIE!"
16. Piss yourself.
17. Run out the back door.
18. Fall down the stairs. Piss yourself again.
19. Go to gas station to clean all the piss off of yourself.
20. Rob gas station.
21. Buy more meth.
22. Shoot up more meth.
23. Don't go to sleep.

ok. so this sounds way too detailed to be totally fake. whats up man?

this is some irresponsible, downright dangerous advice. the combo of alcohol and tylenol wrecks your liver like a speedball, except it's legal.

2 ibuprofen + a quart jar full of water before bed, again in the morning....sleep till 2-3ish
if you can't sleep in, drink some V8. It does wonders for me.

always works for me

Wait, does Winnie's mom keep the Kools in the freezer for extra koolant? or is she just nuts?

?

why the hell would you have a car?

Duh. To go to Winnie's.

to carry my bike around, duh

Also works with later Excel models.

Huevos rancheros, heavy on the peppers with a mug of coffee, 16oz of watter and a bowl of pickled carrots, onion & jalapeno, good for you and cures hangovers, or if you don't consume hot peppers all the time, will seriously distract senses from the hangover

The only time I get hangovers is when I'm too drunk to remember to drink water before I go to bed, or if I pass out first. I'm not sure the water would help in those situations, cause that's pretty drunk. When I do wake up hungover I just drink as much water as I can without puking (usually about a half a glass).

As long as 4 happens, 23 is unnecessary to state, and yet again with 22 in action.

HAHAHAHA, this thread is so much better now that i've seen pictures from bike kill this weekend.

I'm making it a priority to do that next year. I'm going to cook up a kooky bike that fits in two suitcases too.

vitamin C and B complex super blast

food, fluids and advil before you pass out

No drinking=no hangovers

Unfortunately the first part of the statement is false so the second must be false for that to hold true.

You put cigarettes in the freezer to keep them from going stale on you. At least that is what people believe.

Gatorade is the best solution after you already have the hangover. Eat some salty stuff to. This makes you retain water, which will help you get over the dehydration that causes a hangover

This is possibly the funniest damn step. I mean, it could have been "Don't sleep for 8 hours". But no, "Don't go to sleep" it is! HAHAHA

No matter how mild or severe my hangover is, I always feel better when the sun goes back down--and not a minute before.

As for cures, I believe the technical term for what many of you are suggesting is the noop--a poop and a nap. Throw in a shower, and you've got yourself a steamy noop. Works every time.

the title of this thread should be renamed :


\m/ \m/

am i the only person that will have a hangover in the morning, go about my day and then GO DRINK AGAIN?(only not as hard in the least)

I only get hangovers when i mix hard alcohol and beer.

But its far more fun.