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Old 11-16-07, 07:42 AM
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No bikes, please. Just actual jackasses. Thanks.
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I will get the ball rolling to demonstrate what will be displayed here. Not a "hate on his/her style" thread, but actual jackasses.


Let us begin with the man who uses a bikeless trailer:

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Originally Posted by Serendipper
I will get the ball rolling to demonstrate what will be displayed here. Not a "hate on his/her style" thread, but actual jackasses.


Let us begin with the man who uses a bikeless trailer:

How are you doing anything other than hating on his style?
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Originally Posted by dutret
How are you doing anything other than hating on his style?


And here I was hoping you just gave a mini-lecture on the improper mechanics and ergonomics of, well, a human trailer.


Personally, I think the colour combo could be better, and it wouldn't hurt to add reflector on that thing. I bump into enough people walking solo as it is. But maybe he's really good...maybe he has mastered that thing.
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He should just use a baby stroller and cover up the stuff he is carrying with blankets.

More people would get out of his way. And all the chicks would want him.
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No bikes, please. Just actual jackasses. Thanks.
Micro-managing supervisor, with ADD, and no sense of organization count?
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Pics?


(and by "pics" I mean action pics or video)
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wtf kind of thread is this? get a life dude
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I think a lesson can be learned from that comic... especially the last panel.
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Originally Posted by dblock
wtf kind of thread is this? get a life dude

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worthless thread.
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worthless thread.
We have another winner
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I'm asking because I have a couple of really good penis pictures, but I don't want to get in trouble for posting them.
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I would totally trade my bike for a pony.
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tha's a burro, dude.
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Whoops. I thought it might have just been a "special" pony.
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Originally Posted by yonderboy


I see at least two jackasses in this pic, and neither are on a bicycle.


I am impressed.
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Originally Posted by Serendipper
I will get the ball rolling to demonstrate what will be displayed here. Not a "hate on his/her style" thread, but actual jackasses.


Let us begin with the man who uses a bikeless trailer:

here we go, fixed.
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Jackass of tonight: the silly hipster who, following a small gallery opening/concert in the warehouse next door to my house, got into an argument with one of his friends and smashed my downstairs neighbor's front window.
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Originally Posted by doofo
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA

+1 on THAT video!!!!!!!

Made this ENTIRE thread worth the time
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Originally Posted by EivlEvo
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA

+1 on THAT video!!!!!!!

Made this ENTIRE thread worth the time

correct


We're just getting warmed up folks. Stay tuned for some genuine catharsis.
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