so who here is actually a messenger?
 

if so, what company and how many jobs do you do a day? thanks.

and what kind of bag do you use? :)

I am a messenger of God, on call 24/7, my son.

If you have not figured it out yet, I am also full of fecal matter.

In your bag? Eww...

Mud Golem

mother's messengers; anywhere between 15-25 depending on how the day is. the work i get is a lot more inconsistent than others because i call in at around noon everyday (reason being i'm 19 with parents, no bills). i use a chrome kremlin.

schoolyard messenger. 8 to 2:30 monday-friday. you wanna know who like likes you? im on the case

^^^ size doesn't matter?

Are food delivery people messengers?

He's a god, god's are built differently. Their penises are retractable, like that of a horse.

Food delivery people are food delivery people.

only if the food they are delivering contains some kind of message.

alphabet soup, all day long!!

fortune cookies

cheerios

the ancient greek ideals of body proportion was way different than our modern ideas. they actually considered a penis of extreme size unattractive and undesireable. there's a myth i heard, i think of priapus, whose mother abandoned him because she was horrified after giving birth to see how huge his genitalia was.

ooh! ooh!
i used to was a messenger! now i'm all up on this desk job. supporting yourself on mess money is hhhhhhhhhard...

WTF? Pitboss said he'd ban me if I posted penises. This is racism.

THIS! IS! SPAAARTA!!!


Sorry, had to.

I am kind of a slacker messenger.. I make like ~ $60 - 75 a day, when I could be making $100+ if I was willing to get up a little earlier and knew my way around a little bit better. I am resolved to get up earlier and hustle hard for the cash starting next week - since this past two weeks pay check kind of sucked cow ballz. But still I like the fringe benefits like flirting with dozens and dozens of secretaries, (I am on first name base with like 12 or 13 already :beer: ), and hording fancy pens.. I have probably a dozen or so really nice pens like uni-ball micro tips (one of my favorites), Pentel gel metal tips, and sharpies galore.. it's amazing, they usually just 'give' you the pen's after they sign the manifest, and I take it and thank them for it.

i skipped that **** and went straight to the office job

Man, I'm in the wrong biz if Uni-Ball and Sharpies are high-end pens. Here I thought Waterman and Namiki were the good stuff.

I wasn't going to say anything, but yeah. It's kind of like saying that Totino's is a gourmet pizza because it's better than Tony's.