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**** **** ass ***** **** batty awards ***** **** ******* bob saget'

Old 12-04-07, 02:56 PM
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**** **** ass ***** **** batty awards ***** **** ******* bob saget'

Yes folks, let's do this [relatively] early this year as the holidays bring glorious days of shopping, lying to loved ones, and alcoholic Uncles giving beer to the family dog "because it's funny." Additionally, I will [probably not] be clearing out my parts bin for the winners [but prizes will be ****ing awesome] - prizes ranging from [something other than] clips and straps to MKRG's original demo cd: "Yo Nati!"
So here are the suggested categories:

Best/Worst question
Most nominations
Lightweight
Most likely to succeed sometime....we hope
Best Dressed
and...drum roll
Should have a town named after them
Best photochop
Best one liner

Winners determined by jan. 15 (just cuz-no math involved)

Prizes determined at random. Don't ask for anything or you get snot.



EDIT: decided to be proactive and do some copying and pasting

AND: any mod want to change the title to somthing really cool and attractive instead of what it is now?

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Old 12-04-07, 03:04 PM
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Best race/event organizer: FixieKingofNYC, hands mother****ing down.
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Old 12-04-07, 03:07 PM
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Best race/event organizer: FixieKingofNYC, hands mother****ing down.
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Old 12-04-07, 03:10 PM
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agreed.

best troll of bikesnob/the jackass fgg thread: freeskihp.
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Old 12-04-07, 03:33 PM
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What the ****?
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What the ****?
I coppied and pasted from [165]s post, I don't have your demo
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Old 12-04-07, 03:45 PM
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I vote Shiznaz for having a town named after him in his memory.
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Old 12-04-07, 03:53 PM
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I nominate doofo for everything.
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I vote Shiznaz for having a town named after him in his memory.
Seconded. This should be unanimous.
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Old 12-04-07, 04:07 PM
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Just like the good ol' days, although I think we might need a few categories. Best flatland trick anyone?
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Old 12-04-07, 04:11 PM
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Seems like there ought to be a category for hottest whip. Er... I mean, best bike.
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Old 12-04-07, 04:25 PM
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I'll change the title, just tell me what to change it to.
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can there be a girl award? I nominate myself for that.
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Best/worst question: Tadashi

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Originally Posted by Psydotek View Post
I vote Shiznaz for having a town named after him in his memory.








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Old 12-04-07, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by kemmer View Post
I'll change the title, just tell me what to change it to.
**** **** ass ***** **** batty awards ***** **** ******* bob saget

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can there be a girl award? I nominate myself for that.
no

(not being sexist, no nominating yourself)


ALSO: for judging porpoises please post the picture(animated or not) or quote.
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Old 12-04-07, 05:55 PM
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I liked this one:


I don't remember who posted it, but I changed the orientation so it's in my photobucket. I seem to remember that it was blickblocks.
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Old 12-04-07, 06:08 PM
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yeah i think that was blickblocks

doofo definitely gets best one liner
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Old 12-04-07, 06:10 PM
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I nominate Blickblocks for the most annoying know-it-all award.
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BlkBlks did the cool speeder bike messenger guy. Thats gotta be worth something.
Someone post it.
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Old 12-04-07, 06:19 PM
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oh no for bessed dressed '07
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Old 12-04-07, 06:27 PM
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i hope dutret succeeds at something so he can stop being so angry at the world
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BlickBlocks also did "My Little Fixie," which is probably the best thing posted on this forum in six months.
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I'll second ryand's bikesnob troll

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Originally Posted by kemmer View Post
I liked this one:


I don't remember who posted it, but I changed the orientation so it's in my photobucket. I seem to remember that it was blickblocks.
wasn't there a more developed version of this with a background?
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