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I like discuss (the official stupid thread)

Old 12-21-07, 10:09 AM
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Zoonecrophelia is a potentially much cheaper hobby than cycling.
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Old 12-21-07, 10:13 AM
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Why would you think this is a weird problem? Ask any paramedic or cop and they will tell you horror stories that makes your story seem like little red riding hood.

Also, your brother in law can get into a lot of trouble for sharing confidential reports, do you really want to post that here?
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Old 12-21-07, 10:15 AM
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yeah i mean the only mistake dude made was at home i can't see any reason to blow any whistles.

man if anything he should be commended for it being roadkill. #1 he's cleaning up the streets #2 its way better than if he was out hunting possums for the purpose of jerking it on to their slender hairless tails
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Old 12-21-07, 10:52 AM
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In Tokyo you can legally pack a samurai katana.
have you seen anyone packing one?
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Old 12-21-07, 10:59 AM
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Once I shot a 12 ga sawed off shotty while cartwheeling through a snowy field. True story.

Another time, I shot a pistol at a washing machine in my front yard and it ricoceted back to me and missed me by a foot.

Moral of the story - don't shoot guns while you are high on weed.
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Old 12-21-07, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by MIN
Once I shot a 12 ga sawed off shotty while cartwheeling through a snowy field. True story.

Another time, I shot a pistol at a washing machine in my front yard and it ricoceted back to me and missed me by a foot.

Moral of the story - don't shoot guns while you are high on weed.
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Old 12-21-07, 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by genericbikedude
if you do, do you also have to carry the sepuku blade? and can the police order you to commit sepuku at any time? cuz that would be awesome. that and dog-butt-licking japanese hipster porn girls make japan the best country ever.
you forgot tentacle **** porn
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Old 12-21-07, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by abeyance
I'll post a scan of the report when my sister sends it to me

It makes you think that your problems are pretty small compared with others.
I wouldn't post the report, I'd have some respect for the guy. The guy might not have problems, everyone has fetishes and ideas their own. Everyone you know has a twisted thought in their mind, props to that guy for giving it a shot in his own privacy. The roadkill part is gnarly, though.
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Old 12-21-07, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by abeyance
turns out he was masterbating with the dead possum while shoving a curling iron up his own ass.
most of my problems were small before this thread. now i feel like **** for missing on life.
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Old 12-21-07, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by GG.
you forgot tentacle **** porn
I'll have to google that when the wife and kids aren't around.
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OT: eho else is holding his dick rigjt now

no more discuss

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Old 12-21-07, 11:54 AM
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whoops. ya caught me.
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Old 12-21-07, 11:55 AM
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Does it matter if my hand is inside or outside my pants?
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A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.
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Old 12-21-07, 11:56 AM
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depends if your dick is?
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Old 12-21-07, 11:58 AM
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A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.
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Old 12-21-07, 11:59 AM
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ssfg circle jerk?
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Old 12-21-07, 12:01 PM
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deny everything.
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Old 12-21-07, 12:03 PM
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doesn't everyone type with theirs?

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Old 12-21-07, 12:04 PM
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I see some schools have let out early for the holiday break
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i cant believe i typed this wigth my cock

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Old 12-21-07, 12:22 PM
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God, I pooped green today. Does that mean I'm Irish?
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Old 12-21-07, 12:38 PM
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it means you ATE an irish.
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Old 12-21-07, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by GG.
i cant believe i typed this wigth my cock
but if you typed the whole thing with your cock, you must have known in advance that you wouldn't be able to believe it.
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Old 12-21-07, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by GG.
i cant believe i typed this wigth my cock
Small wiener?
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Pretty small to hit all those keys, eh?
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