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Old 12-19-07, 10:47 PM
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Old 12-19-07, 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by hanjin
Brings a HOLE new meaning to the word fisticuffs.
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Old 12-19-07, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by nateintokyo
when these rival gangs lock swords......who will come out on top!??!
freeskihps momma. she on top of everything.
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Old 12-19-07, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by hanjin
Please review my resume for approval.
I got guns

Knives

And something special for deathhare .
gb2/k/
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Old 12-19-07, 11:21 PM
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dave is typing nonsense again. who left the beer out?
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Old 12-19-07, 11:39 PM
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I did. It's not nonsense, either, you're just not l33t enough...










Of course, neither am I. But then, who really wants to be l33t? l33t folks don't get laid...
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Old 12-20-07, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Fugazi Dave
l33t folks don't get laid...
you'd think so but fortunately


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Old 12-20-07, 09:46 AM
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is this thread now about how you guys all want to get together to for collective ass-fisting?
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Old 12-20-07, 09:56 AM
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stfu and let us flirt. homophobe.
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Old 12-20-07, 10:04 AM
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my bad. keep reaching for the rainbow fellas, and eat lots of fiber
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Old 12-20-07, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by genericbikedude
keep reaching for the rainbow fellas
or at least the reach-around.
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Old 12-20-07, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by hanjin
Knives
The Infidel is damn nice, seems like you mean business.
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Old 12-20-07, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Tangsooyuk
The Infidel is damn nice, seems like you mean business.
I figure if your gonna go, go big. People usually pi$$ their pants when that bad boy comes out.
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this is all my mom will let me bring to the party:
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Old 12-20-07, 01:08 PM
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At least get a rusty one. Then they gotta get some shots.
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Old 12-21-07, 08:31 AM
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OT: Most of our problems are small

My sister's boyfriend works for the Maryland State Police as a forensic analyst (think CSI lab guy)

back in 87,in baltimore, a cop is patrolling in baltimore when he sees a van on the side of the road, he pulls his car over and approaches the drivers door. he notices blood. he knocks on the door and hears the door open in the back. he goes around and sees a man , covered in blood and chucks of an unidentifed material, in panties and a bra with a knife in one hand and his other behind his back. the cop pulls his gun and orders the man to show his other hand. in the hand is a dead possum. the man told the cop the possum was roadkill

turns out he was masterbating with the dead possum while shoving a curling iron up his own ass.

the cop takes him to a mental hospital. a doctor examines him, then tells the cop that while the man is obviously disturbed, he is not a danger to himself or others, so the man cannot be commited.

I'll post a scan of the report when my sister sends it to me

It makes you think that your problems are pretty small compared with others.
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Old 12-21-07, 08:38 AM
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Wait, what was the problem?
Oh yeah, getting caught is a drag.

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Old 12-21-07, 08:40 AM
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In Tokyo you can legally pack a samurai katana.
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Old 12-21-07, 08:44 AM
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What's masterbating?
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Old 12-21-07, 08:52 AM
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Isn't trying to find an Aerospoke or a Regal in white a bigger problem than this?

And just a question - if this happen in 1987, why is it coming up again in '07?
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Old 12-21-07, 08:53 AM
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His problems were pretty small compared to this guy...check out the Autopsy Report Here:

https://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...072scuba1.html
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Old 12-21-07, 09:20 AM
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Isn't this more of an Advocacy and Safety kind of post?
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Originally Posted by oldsprinter
In Tokyo you can legally pack a samurai katana.
if you do, do you also have to carry the sepuku blade? and can the police order you to commit sepuku at any time? cuz that would be awesome. that and dog-butt-licking japanese hipster porn girls make japan the best country ever.
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Originally Posted by deathhare
Wait, what was the problem?
Oh yeah, getting caught in drag.
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