Party's here
 

Started my first fixed gear project today.

Look mom im being trendy

trendy? you're late by a couple years, bud.

ohh....so wait is the trend over? damn...anyone wanna buy a ruined bike?

Get some tight fitting clothes, a pack of Pabst and you're good to go.

conformist!!! I demand you put streamers on your bike IMMEDIATELY before further damage to your street cred occurs

u guyz and ur trendz. y cantz u be individual liek me

But he can still be hip? Right? If not I'm so screwed...

so...

step 1) Buy bike
step 2) sell bike
step 3) Save money on clothes and beer to fund....
step 4) ??

rollerblades? its about time they come back in style right?

razor skooters, or pogo sticks, no wait, MOON BOOTS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d37l...eature=related

moon shoes of the FUTURE!

I want a pair so bad.

im gonna make a fixed pogo stick...really it wont even be a pogo stick, itll be just a stick that you jump on...

in before the trend

forget about the beer. you're now vegan straight edge.

****...what do i do about these random alchohol related tattoos?

Wait you mean they don't wash off? ****. I don't even like Steel Reserve that much.

+1 for a fixed pogo stick. I'll buy it if its NJS stamped.

get them covered as birds... you'll fit in nicely.

step 5) profit

I need to find away to add an aerospoke to my new fixed pogo stick. It will make it bomb proof and aerodynamic. All the hipsters will be jealous looking at me doing a no handed pogo stand at the stop light next to the coffee shop.

OP's name is ****ing classic

Hey OP, you've got to be either Christian or Andy from 555!

Everyone check out 555: http://www.myspace.com/triplefivemagic

I've thought about getting an NJS tattoo on my ass, then selling it on ebay. Can I legally pimp myself?

So now I have a bike that doesnt work, a bunch of flying beer cans, chafed thighs and a christian crunk rap group.....

I'm not very happy right now but.....these are the sacrifices we make to be cool. Somebody pass the talcum powder.

i know those dudes...is that true?