Originally Posted by toddistic (Post 6232553)

portland bike lanes are paved in gold, lights go red for all cars and bike shops are as plentiful as mana from heaven!

Originally Posted by felldownthewell (Post 6232046)

Its just like nebraska but instead of fields we have hills, and instead of wheat we have trees and beavers. And instead of farmers we have hipsters. And instead of pickups we have bikes.