Monster Track Race Report?
 

I read this did go down (as some predicted) on bostonfixed, anyone have info on what happened and who won and all?

i heard thomas masini took first

the organizers who canceled monstertrack did not throw the race that happened on saturday in new york city. which is not to say anything bad about the race that did happen. but it wasn't a bait-and-switch (or in this case, cancel-and-then-downlow...) from the organizers. just sayin'.

i was expecting something like that.

i am winnar of mashter track!

70mm4$!n! ?

gorilla?

it took me 20min to get it but now I am loling

The real monstertrack was rescheduled for last wednesday in Providence. It was repurposed as an invite-only ping-pong tournament, with Trouble to be used as a tie-breaker. The invites were queerpunk and goldenskeletons. Neither attended. In event of a no-show, Monstertrack rules require that the next time they meet, they shall fight to the death. So, whoever is still posting in a few weeks is the champ.

i heard 60 or so participants, crihs took first and dagga got an awesome hip pouch for dfl. a lot of people apparently gave up, too.

so i guess dominican crihs told u the standings. actually austin won, crihs in second. although crihs believes otherwise. my homegirl heather "facebreaker" muller won, a young fiesty girl who got third last year. yatica was third i believe, brittlee was second for the girls but had a brake, and dagga was third.

What are you guys talking about? There was no race. Everyone went to the side events and goldsprints and VeloCity and that's it.

Portland messenger Chas got 1st in goldsprints and 3rd in regular sprints. He's the same guy who won the Rapha roller races, by the way.

Best goldsprints finish ever. I've never seen a tie before, that was incredible, and then they both still busted out a sub-16 with about 3 minutes rest.

best made up race ever....gjob d