Cure For Monkey Butt
03-11-08, 09:46 PM
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anyone else use baby wipes to wipe yo ass? It keeps dookie stains outa your drawers too.
03-11-08, 09:48 PM
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03-11-08, 09:54 PM
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are you ****ing kidding me?
there's a thread about not wiping your ass good enough before your ride your bike?
Unless you have IBS, you should probably quit eating so ****ty and have better hygiene and your problem would disappear immediately. ****, i can go for a few days without even showering and not have this problem.
there's a thread about not wiping your ass good enough before your ride your bike?
Unless you have IBS, you should probably quit eating so ****ty and have better hygiene and your problem would disappear immediately. ****, i can go for a few days without even showering and not have this problem.
03-11-08, 09:57 PM
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are you ****ing kidding me?
there's a thread about not wiping your ass good enough before your ride your bike?
Unless you have IBS, you should probably quit eating so ****ty and have better hygiene and your problem would disappear immediately. ****, i can go for a few days without even showering and not have this problem.
there's a thread about not wiping your ass good enough before your ride your bike?
Unless you have IBS, you should probably quit eating so ****ty and have better hygiene and your problem would disappear immediately. ****, i can go for a few days without even showering and not have this problem.
03-12-08, 01:36 PM
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Hahaha, I don't think it has anything to do with wiping as it does with clamping your business up in a nice tight seal of levis and silken leapord fur briefs with warm moistness and sitting on it at your desk all day at work.
I dunno how sweaty you get on your commute, but I'd smell like swamp thing after a day if I didn't shower.
Everyone's skin is susceptible to different things anyhow, some people get athletes foot like it's remedial, some people are impervious.
and also Erwin Schroedinger will NOT kill you like a cat in a box. Maybe.
I dunno how sweaty you get on your commute, but I'd smell like swamp thing after a day if I didn't shower.
Everyone's skin is susceptible to different things anyhow, some people get athletes foot like it's remedial, some people are impervious.
and also Erwin Schroedinger will NOT kill you like a cat in a box. Maybe.
03-12-08, 02:43 PM
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03-12-08, 02:44 PM
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workout that bunghole so you can seal it up tight. sharpen your cutter.
03-12-08, 05:26 PM
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03-12-08, 05:54 PM
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It is little talked about. It is mentioned as much as syphilis is in a convent, but we all know it happens. When you get the perfect storm of OT:whiskey/scotch induced frantic morning wiping with a long ride things get not-so-fresh-feeling down there. You know, when you whimper with every step.
I recently had a Gold Bond Powder overdose. Oh, it feels so good at the time, but the chems in it eventually dry you out and you are left in the same boat. I am not talking about clothing changes, that has been discussed quite a bit (I used the search function!) But once you have it, what have you found to be the best remedy or quick recovery application. Thankfully my ass is happy right now, but the next hellish stretch is surely looming.
Thanks!
I recently had a Gold Bond Powder overdose. Oh, it feels so good at the time, but the chems in it eventually dry you out and you are left in the same boat. I am not talking about clothing changes, that has been discussed quite a bit (I used the search function!) But once you have it, what have you found to be the best remedy or quick recovery application. Thankfully my ass is happy right now, but the next hellish stretch is surely looming.
Thanks!
03-12-08, 07:07 PM
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hmmm....
1,000 individually wrapped (keeping a few in the pack for away games)
so patriotic too
1,000 individually wrapped (keeping a few in the pack for away games)
so patriotic too
03-12-08, 07:21 PM
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Its all a matter of keeping yourself clean and dry, before a long ride you use baby wipes and or Tucks Medicated Wipes, then dry yourself off well making sure your rear is totally dry, then spread Desatine Cream (usually used on babies) all over your crotch and crack 
its a little slimey but it keeps the moisture off your skin and lubricates very well. moisture= no crotch rot and lube= no saddle rash 
its a little slimey but it keeps the moisture off your skin and lubricates very well. moisture= no crotch rot and lube= no saddle rash
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