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maddyfish 03-27-08 03:04 PM

All you need for a bike race is two bikes, two riders, and some road.

Serendipper 03-27-08 03:08 PM

crank it up to 4000 watts

loser 03-27-08 04:01 PM


Originally Posted by balonya (Post 6416353)
you should have your spokes cut for being such a dick..... if you are serious. which I doubt you are, since if you pulled that kind of stuff you would probably get beat down on a regular basis

oh yeah, cutting their spokes would be waaaaaayy better than deflating their tires.

ianjk 03-27-08 04:04 PM


Originally Posted by 666pack (Post 6413738)
i woulda grabbed his bars as i passed him by and thrown him down.

I would have done this, and his girlfriend. All while doing a foot-over-the-bar skid and talking on my I-phone. That's just how I roll.

I_luv_hooters 03-27-08 04:09 PM


Originally Posted by EivlEvo (Post 6413626)
I would have simply put a wrench through his spokes. Then stopped to ask if he needed any help. Only to THEN speed away.

ya... then you would wake up.

bali shag 03-27-08 04:12 PM


Originally Posted by bonechilling (Post 6413507)
You should have sucked his wheel for a while, and then dropped him in the final sprint.

i did this to some kid who passed me yesterday. it was so windy and i just let him do all the work.

EivlEvo 03-27-08 06:27 PM


Originally Posted by I_luv_hooters (Post 6416789)
ya... then you would wake up.

I think you're on another level if you would be able to accost someone in that form while asleep. I would likely be awake the entire time. :p

This thread quickly turned into a whole bunch of people threatening some dude and then a whole bunch of people calling shenannigans on us.

You should let us have our fun. What I don't get is why you all think we always must be joking when threatening people with violence?

I say... violate.


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