Iser@n

Great that you got your bike back! Too bad about the paint, hope it didn't eat into the old paint.

But.....

Where is the part that you give us the guys identity, after which we dig up everything dirty about the guy and send him testers of 'lady products', hundreds of pizza's, gay magazine subscriptions and the lot? Now that would make it a nice thread!

Go for it! You let him get away too easily! That guy stole your bike! I talked about this to my girl the other day, i'm a really really mellow guy, but she believed me I when I said I would beat anyone who stole one of my bikes to pulp. Do it the internots way!

aekeroo

Where is the part that you give us the guys identity, after which we dig up everything dirty about the guy and send him testers of 'lady products', hundreds of pizza's, gay magazine subscriptions and the lot? Now that would make it a nice thread!


+a googol

barrelmon

(F word here).... I lost this thread, I looked everywhere for hours, checked other websites.. I finally found it!
I feel used. You buttered me all up, I waited, you delivered and now here I am all alone without satisfaction.
You should have at least punched him in the belly like the good ol days. And tell him, in his ear, that if he steals again you'll impregnate his sister.

You are a lucky ******* though, my buddies bike just got jacked. His dad gave if the bike. Its a maroon Univega fixed gear with chrome fenders and cruiser bars. Pm if seen in your town.

sp00ki

i want my bike to be stolen just so i can start a thread like this.

even kegnasty came out for a post...

crustycog

you should have followed him home punched him in the back of the head, gone into his house and rearranged his living room. that woulda shown him

bonechilling

This made me laugh hysterically.

mihlbach

This happened to a friend of mine once. About a year later, I found the bike parked at a rack, waited for its user, and then me and a bunch of other guys threatened to beat him senseless unless he gave the bike back. We got it back.

Ohmyguinness

Way to not get shot up on the return. :thumbsup:

Post up a pic of the bike and its new pro paintjob.

JACQU3S

So, did you drop a ****** in front of his door?

schlukas

guess what? i saw the kid in the dining hall the other day. damn, i wanted to hit him. he ****ing lives in the building next to mine. now tell me he didn't steal it.

metaljim

hahahahaha oh ****! really? oh man, oh man, oh man. GO KICK HIS ASS!

Peedtm

foot retention. And your chain's too tight. Sorry, that's what this place does to you. You reply with answers that have little to nothing to do with the post you're replying to, and you insist with your unsolicited 'advice'.

JACQU3S

Brakes + foot retention= Success

a b seize

blue balls. you gave me ****ing blue balls with this thread.

kemmer

What the ****? Dude, seriously. Dude.

thenewblk

i hope my jackass bike never gets stolen. great work!

okay

shove the seat post up his ass

Cheshyre

not worth it dude, especially not in college. fighting in high school carries assault charges now with suspension as a minimum and possible police record (from experience), and i'm going to guess fighting in college carries probably police record, possible probation/explusion.

on the other hand, it'd be nice to mess with him. with some work you might be able to figure out who he is/what room he's in... but after that, it's your own discretion.

xylophonecks

fill his room with something fun and tape a note to the door that reads: "FAIL."

crushkilldstroy

So what you're saying is that he'll have to just kill him.

Make sure there aren't any witnesses.

fetch

you should pants him. maybe a few wet willies and some purple nurples.

a b seize

i agree that you should at least **** with him.

jjh

knowing how his whole situation went down my guess is the OP will become best friends with this guy. hell they are already neighbors...maybe you just found yourself a new riding buddy. this thread needs to die - it has become emasculating.

crushkilldstroy

Good idea! Make friends with the guy. Hang out every day. And then, while walking in front of a sorority house, depants him and push him into the mud.

metaljim

keep your enemies closer...

good plan. then, when he's all muddy and pantsless, punch him in the face.