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Thetank 04-21-08 11:53 PM

i sure hope kanye rides his bikes . . . . right into a damn bus! I HATE THAT GUY!

okay 04-21-08 11:59 PM

i say, more power to him, and leave those laces untied just to spite the nay sayers!

qcsky 04-22-08 12:01 AM

do you guys think he rides his bike often?
is it possible for he to ride on stage and accidentally fall over?
the thought of him falling off the stage pleases me somehow.

middleclass 04-22-08 12:02 AM

^^^preach!!! lol

jabikuta 04-22-08 12:49 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpwgYsYWwdc

the best thing to happen.

love will oldham's creepin

TimArchy 04-22-08 02:17 AM

Tarck bike is the new Nascar.
They'll be wearing Theo Bos replica skinsuits in rap videos and Wesley Snipes will finally be recognized as the trend-setter he is for wearing a Cinelli hat in White Men Can't Jump.

okay 04-22-08 02:20 AM

i want a mother****ing cinelli hat

jabikuta 04-22-08 02:31 AM

correction http://images.eonline.com/eol_images...ump.040907.jpg

:P

okay 04-22-08 02:44 AM

still

shakeNbake 04-22-08 03:05 AM


Originally Posted by jabikuta (Post 6561891)

http://i29.tinypic.com/30xick3.gif

AZKakaAZK 04-22-08 03:08 AM


Originally Posted by SuperVillain (Post 6561652)
Bacon

mmm...bacon.

extremenergy3 04-22-08 03:42 AM


Originally Posted by 2legit2quit (Post 6561277)

Is it me, or does he look giant on that bike??? :p

TheBrick 04-22-08 04:33 AM

I hope he does up those flapping shoe laces.

jimmy_jazz 04-22-08 05:38 AM

Kanye got stacks
y'all already know that
Rensho that, keirin this
just got another track
THROW SOME D's ON THAT *****

adversity 04-22-08 06:24 AM

Rich Boy sellin' tracks
**** hipsters wanna jack
Pants tight no slack
Just got a Kashimax
THROW SOME DEEP V'S ON THAT *****!

jdms mvp 04-22-08 06:34 AM


Originally Posted by 2legit2quit (Post 6561277)

that's kayne's face on massan's body

TimArchy 04-22-08 07:15 AM


Originally Posted by jabikuta (Post 6561891)

Damn. I couldn't remember if it was cinelli or colnago. Thats the last time I trust my instincts.

freecycle 04-22-08 07:27 AM

my respect for the awesome that is wesley snipes just climbed a notch.

piwonka 04-22-08 07:42 AM


Originally Posted by jabikuta (Post 6561767)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpwgYsYWwdc

the best thing to happen.

love will oldham's creepin

haha. that video is so funny. will oldham is good.

zelah 04-22-08 07:42 AM


Originally Posted by freecycle (Post 6562515)
my respect for the awesome that is wesley snipes just climbed a notch.

why? you should be more stoked on the costume department

freecycle 04-22-08 07:44 AM


Originally Posted by zelah (Post 6562638)
why? you should be more stoked on the costume department

this may be true, however, wesley snipes could probably kill the entirety of the costume team with his bare hands, and keep the hat untouched and still on his head.

plus i cant see the costume department, and they could be a handful of middle-aged ladies buying clothes from thrift stores to approximate what they saw on the street once when driving through in a cab....

valid but snipes wins this round, i believe.

m4bandit 04-22-08 07:58 AM


Originally Posted by adversity (Post 6562231)
Rich Boy sellin' tracks
**** hipsters wanna jack
Pants tight no slack
Just got a Kashimax
THROW SOME DEEP V'S ON THAT *****!

Hahaha, you win the battle based only on that last line.

capdeville1 04-22-08 06:42 PM


Originally Posted by SuperVillain (Post 6561652)
So how many degrees from Kevin Bacon is Kanye now?

that's hilarious.
kevin bacon in quicksilver as a messenger, kanye on a track bike...they are practically blood related.

delicious 04-22-08 07:11 PM


Originally Posted by adversity (Post 6562231)
Rich Boy sellin' tracks
**** hipsters wanna jack
Pants tight no slack
Just got a Kashimax
THROW SOME DEEP V'S ON THAT *****!

hahahaha.

crushkilldstroy 04-22-08 07:14 PM

I give you Manilow, you give me nothing.

Dude gives you whatever the Hell that is, and you throw him golden nickels.

This site is crap.

delicious 04-22-08 08:03 PM


Originally Posted by crushkilldstroy (Post 6566783)
I give you Manilow, you give me nothing.

Dude gives you whatever the Hell that is, and you throw him golden nickels.

This site is crap.

it's from a ridiculous pop rap song that came out a while ago. i didn't recognize the manilow reference :-P but don't worry, i still laugh at your posts quite often

cheeva 04-22-08 08:15 PM


Originally Posted by freeskihp (Post 6559310)
fark you

EDIT: you are a butt face

fark: a combination between shark and frog making on badass creature

willypilgrim 04-23-08 08:11 AM


Originally Posted by crushkilldstroy (Post 6566783)
I give you Manilow, you give me nothing.

Dude gives you whatever the Hell that is, and you throw him golden nickels.

This site is crap.

go find a thread about hank williams jr buyin a tarck bike and parody a death metal tune and see if anyone gets it and then cry when they don't, or just don't care.



and all my people that's
tarck riding just to get by
chop them risers till they 36 wideeeee
(kids skid, kids skid)
gear inches no lower than seventy-fiveee
whips look good but can he riiiddeeee?

jdms mvp 04-23-08 08:14 AM


Originally Posted by willypilgrim (Post 6569312)
go find a thread about hank williams jr buyin a tarck bike and parody a death metal tune and see if anyone gets it and then cry when they don't, or just don't care.



and all my people that's
tarck riding just to get by
chop them risers till they 36 wideeeee
(kids skid, kids skid)
gear inches no lower than seventy-fiveee
whips look good but can he riiiddeeee?

lol these raps are SICKKKK...make a song!

adversity 04-23-08 09:36 AM

Still tippin' on Nittos, bar tape's all gold
Tippin' on
Nittos, wrapped up all gold
Tippin' on Nittos
wrapped up all gold
Pimping four hoes and I'm selling Kilos

[Slim Thug]
Now look who sliding look who crawling still balling in the mix
It's that six six long dick slim ***** sticking your Schwinn
Pullin tricks looking slick at all times when I'm flipping
Tubes dipping paint dripping grand bullhorn gripping
Still tippin' on veloes, wrapped up in all gold
Pimping four hoes and I'm racking Nittos
Blowing on the endo Campione Del Mundo
Five percent tint so you can't see in my Cervelo
These *****z don't understand cuz I'm Boss Hogg on candy
Top cat at the alley wit a big glock nine handy
Pieced up creased up staying dressed to impress
Big boss belt buckle on my Mitchell and Vitesse
Oh, Gucci shades up on my braids when the Fuji Escalade
When I'm riding Sprewells sliding like a escapade
I got it made the big boss of the north
Ain't **** changed I still represent Fixie House (Ha!)


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