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ouch. someone on the internet is questioning my intelligence. that really stings, and my ego is now crushed. oh dear god how will i ever go on living when "bac" of bikeforums.net thinks i'm an idiot?! sweet jesus shine your divine light into my heart that i may get through these troubled times. lord, give me strength...

why are people on the internet so quick to insult other people's intelligence? i stated my opinion, you called me immature and told me that i should keep my opinion to myself. well, so sorry, but isn't this a PUBLIC forum?

were you offended by my language? did i injure your delicate sensibilities with my curse words...err...asterices?

schiek, you're probably right, but public drunkeness is (sort of) frowned upon.

I actually prefer a forum where the Mods keep a light hand. I prefer someone with the honesty to tell me they don't like something to the societal norm of smiling to your face while being PC, and yet if any of those so called good people saw you on the street on fire they wouldn't piss on you to put you out.

Honesty is much less common than bull**** PC jargon and lipservice that the hypocritical masses breath in and out with every breath.

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Originally Posted by threadend

I'm not sure bleach is stong enough to do the job. My mom used to use lava soap when she caught us with a case of potty mouth.

Also from the forum guidelines -

As a community with a diverse variety of members and readers, we ask that our members to post without using vulgarity. Vulgarity not only includes vulgar language and pictures but also sexist, racist, anti-religious and homophobic language which may offend other members. In addition, the "masking" of vulgarity by inserting * or another keystroke in place of one or more letters in a vulgar term is unacceptable in most cases.

Go away. If this applied, I could have Allister change his signature line. But he, unlike YOU, has as sense of expression, WHATEVER THE LEVEL. Maybe you should just put your blinders back on...this sub-forum was better that way. Hippy.

I was once willing to try to save the world from itself. Then I got drunk and distracted by my toenails. Did somebody say something?

Cincinnati, seventh best in the nation for live music. By Esquire magazine? Who the *&^% reads that (*&^!

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Originally Posted by OneTinSloth

alright, i'll provide, but i can't partake. i'm "on the wagon," as they say.

Jeezuz... sounds like being on the wagon is taking is taking it's toll... You need a joint. :p

haha! nah, i'm trying to be good. i've found that when my BAC goes up, my motivation for doing stuff like making friends and finding a job goes WAAAAY down. unfortunately, when my BAC stays at 0, my...er...shall we say, irritability shoots through the roof! :)

doctor, i've got too much blood in my alcohol stream!!

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Originally Posted by threadend

Ok, so now we've got some biotch who is a wanna be moderator. Do us a favor, don't post, go report it, and stay the **** out of the way.

Post *****.

(yup, monday and I've had my coffee)

<<i'm gonna go shower...i feel ****ing disgusting. god damn crusty-ass hippies.[/QUOTE]>>

Saddle-sniffer

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Originally Posted by OneTinSloth

...i went to critical mass in berkeley tonight.

i went to go meet a friend there who i don't hang out with very often, so i figured this would be a good opportunity to hang out, talk, ect. meh...the ride starts and we get separated and every time i try to ride next to her we get separated yet again. oh well, i don't think she was trying to do it, i just think the chaotic nature of CM is well...too chaotic to try to have a conversation...that and they have a rather large stereo system blaring annoying techno...

anyway. it's just ****ing gross. all these people think they're doing something good for the world, when really, they're just screwing everything up, and pissing people off. plus they ride too damn slow and nobody looks where they're going. i don't believe in anything they stand for. plus there was some jackass walking around interviewing for KALX who came up to me and was all "do you mind if i ask you some questions?" to which i replied "sort of, yeah." and then he just started asking me questions! then i just told him i had to go...somewhere else and walked away. jesus christ what a rude bafoon! also before the ride started there were announcements and a woman from some berkeley better transportation agency (something along those lines) started talking about all these initiatives to get fewer cars on the roads and get something called "car-free housing" in berkeley, so that people can get housing and not have to worry about needing a parking space or something and it just didn't make sense to me because, if you don't want to have to worry about needing a parking space, then...don't get a car...why do people without cars need special housing? just all this stupid bull**** that yeah, it's a great idea and it's nice to want fewer cars on the roads, but...it just ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN!!

i split while i was heading to the front of the pack and i heard some women talking about how critical mass is a "male-dominated scene." and yes, there are more males there than females, but...in all the rides i did in boston, i never saw anything that could be remotely termed as sexism or misogyny. i understand the point, i just don't agree with it completely. plus, if you don't like it, don't come, OR...go to the female-only mass ride termed "clitoral mass."

after i heard that i booked it down the nearest side-street and thought to myself: "one. less. male." heh.

i'm gonna go shower...i feel ****ing disgusting. god damn crusty-ass hippies.

Wow. Thanks for reminding me why I DON'T need to see what it's like.

It seems this whole CM thing is just like the motorcycle rallies in Myrtle Beach/Sturgis/Daytona..started out as just some cool people getting together...then as all those that never had the nads to hang when they were young/broke get a little bit of dough, they decide to crash the party...the ******s...

Whatever...

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Originally Posted by meatwad

Saddle-sniffer

haha!! you rule!

actually, i sniff my own saddles. no one else's though. surprisingly, they smell like nothing.

god i hate people who can't use the quote tags...

Sweet post OneTinSLoth. I guess people who ride bikes because they think they are cool just don't get it. I have never been to a CM but it seems to me that some people might do it because it is 'the thing to do' in their clique. Oh well. I couldn't agree more about making things worse for bikers. There are more effective ways to get your message across than getting 'in your face' It certainly shouldn't be 'us against them' because we will always loose.

As for the PC comments. It never ceases to amaze me how thin skinned people are. Whatever the heck happened to being able to voice your opinion? I guess we can't since me may offend someone, haha, what a joke.

I agree, Patchouli smells like ass.

i don't even think it has to do with CM being the "in" thing to do. i think some people are just looking for some way to buck the system in any way they can, and so they go out and do this. either that or they're like me and are just looking to meet new people (why i went to a bunch of them in boston. new people i met: 0).

while i appreciate the good intentions, CM in berkeley really is just a solution looking for a problem.

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

life is absurd, society is absurd, cm is absurd, that is why I like it. absurdists unite.

though, i'd rather stop at stop lights, because even if there were no cars and only bicycles - you'd still need traffic control.