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Old 11-07-08, 04:20 PM
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i can't skid or trackstand like a man, help!!!

i feel like a little girl that dropped her lollypop on the ground. i have a frown.
everytime i try to trackstand i fall over, help me. what's the secret?
i can do it for a second then i have to move forward some then back and then it just gets out of hand and i usually fall then people ask if i'm ok then i blush and say yes. leave me alone.

also. skidz. how do i do them? everytime i try the cranks just jerk my legs around and i probably look like a ragdoll.
what should my tire pressure be?
could my chain be too lose and causing this?
maybe my rear wheel needs to be trued...
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What's your gear ratio?
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i must not have the zen to trackstand or the muscles to skid. i could go to the gym but how do i get the zen?
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Well, you shouldn't complain. I just tried to skid, jerked my clipless pedal out, lost control and slammed the wrong brake (the front, that is). That sent me on a short parabolic path over the handlebars into the ground.......ouch.... (nothing too bad, road rash, some bruises and a cut just above/to the side of my eyebrow).

So yeah, I have the same two questions here..running 48/16 on a 700c bike with 170 cranks (i think, not sure on the cranks).
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Originally Posted by dougland89
zen is only achieved by a certain plant that has zen crystals on it, and when smoked those zen crystals affect the brain positively.
zen makes me hungry and laugh at inappropriate moments...
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to learn trackstanding, practice riding slowly in the tightest circles you can manage. it helps you figure out where your feet and handle bars should be.
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trackstand: don't do it with your feet attached to the pedals, at first at least. Heres some things I do, they might work for you or might not.

I lock my rear leg, I feel there is less variables to deal with if your only using one leg to make adjustments.
I also put lots of weight on my handle bars (so standing up leaning kinda forward)
Lastly, I started off doing a kinda rock back and forth on the bike, and as I got better I moved less and less (Currently I can no handed trackstand with out moving, even on my mountain bike).

Just try one at ever set of lights, or stop sign... I was late for work for a while before i got the trackstand down.


Skid: This was a lot easier once I was comfortable on my bike.

Heres a step by step for the simple "Balls to stem" from there you can modify it to do sit down skids

Stand up
Shift weight forward onto your hands
When your pedals reach 12 and 6 shift your hips forward towards the stem, and stop pedaling (Aiming to stop pedaling when your rear foot is 9-10ish, i find its easier when my foot is about there).

a minor hop of the rear wheel before you lock up helps, but isnt nessassary

ps: skid = not for stopping, more for ****s and giggles. And i learned on a 49/16 with 28c tires.

or do what i did, and keep trying till it works.
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i learned to trackstand by getting my friends to let loose a bunch of rattlesnakes underneath me and my bike in a kiddie pool

to learn to skid get a rope about 8 feet long tie it to that tube (that has your bikes label on it under the bars i think its called a hard tube or something) then tie the other end of the rope the bumper of your friends car. get on your bike and tell your friend to tow you in teh car real fast around 45 mph then tell your friend when he gets to 45 slam on teh brakes in the car...this is how i learned to skid ...teh first time was scary but now i expert
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Originally Posted by dooktruck
i learned to trackstand by getting my friends to let loose a bunch of rattlesnakes underneath me and my bike in a kiddie pool

to learn to skid get a rope about 8 feet long tie it to that tube (that has your bikes label on it under the bars i think its called a hard tube or something) then tie the other end of the rope the bumper of your friends car. Get on your bike and tell your friend to tow you in teh car real fast around 45 mph then tell your friend when he gets to 45 slam on teh brakes in the car...this is how i learned to skid ...teh first time was scary but now i expert
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Originally Posted by brandonspeck
use the force.
of head hitting pavement.
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after zen:
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Originally Posted by DARTHVADER
i feel like a little girl that dropped her lollypop on the ground. i have a frown.
everytime i try to trackstand i fall over, help me. what's the secret?
i can do it for a second then i have to move forward some then back and then it just gets out of hand and i usually fall then people ask if i'm ok then i blush and say yes. leave me alone.

also. skidz. how do i do them? everytime i try the cranks just jerk my legs around and i probably look like a ragdoll.
what should my tire pressure be?
could my chain be too lose and causing this?
maybe my rear wheel needs to be trued...
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for track stands, I put my front foot on the crank arm to keep it steady, and use back foot for back/forward motion. Also helps if front foot is slightly uphill when learning, like the crest of the road. Right foot front, left side of yellow line, vise-versa. If you have a front brake, feather it on and off. How I learned on my mountie years ago.

Skidding I learned in wet grass and on loose, fine gravel, like the crap on the edges of the road after a storm. Wet, fresh tarred parking lots are nice to learn in too.

Do you have some type of foot retention?
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Originally Posted by joetronic
Do you have some type of foot retention?
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I learned to track stand while in traffic on hilly roads. I found it was the best way to kill time at busy intersections and the hills helped a lot in learning. If you aren't practicing in the road then I would say find some park or something that has an inclined path.
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Originally Posted by ~Stuart~

Skid: This was a lot easier once I was comfortable on my bike.

Heres a step by step for the simple "Balls to stem" from there you can modify it to do sit down skids

Stand up
Shift weight forward onto your hands
When your pedals reach 12 and 6 shift your hips forward towards the stem, and stop pedaling (Aiming to stop pedaling when your rear foot is 9-10ish, i find its easier when my foot is about there).

a minor hop of the rear wheel before you lock up helps, but isnt nessassary

ps: skid = not for stopping, more for ****s and giggles. And i learned on a 49/16 with 28c tires.

or do what i did, and keep trying till it works.

Agreed+18(104)^76ish
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When are people going to stop advocating nuts to stem skids? You're going to get someone hurt. Skidding is one way to stop of slow a bike and nuts to stem is going to make them hit something face first.
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Originally Posted by 4zn_balla
When are people going to stop advocating nuts to stem skids? You're going to get someone hurt. Skidding is one way to stop of slow a bike and nuts to stem is going to make them hit something face first.

talk to the hand...
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Have you considered practice?
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Originally Posted by onetwentyeight
to learn trackstanding, practice riding slowly in the tightest circles you can manage. it helps you figure out where your feet and handle bars should be.
Yep, tight circles, then do a little jerk on the pedals. This sort of circle jerking will make you most excellent at track standing.
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Originally Posted by Jabba Degrassi
Have you considered practice?
doh...but i want to impress my peers NOW...
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