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-   -   MS Paint your mishaps (https://www.bikeforums.net/singlespeed-fixed-gear/514470-ms-paint-your-mishaps.html)

xxxfattonyxxx 03-12-09 11:12 PM
Originally Posted by Critical Jeff (Post 8520665)
this guy is from another site i shall not name. It's not ours.
I doubt you have any idea where it actually came from, this has been around for years:thumb:

Edit: I don't

Johnny Nemo 03-12-09 11:35 PM
Originally Posted by loser (Post 8520671)

yeah but it's internet and I can do what I want
Technically you can... unless you're banned or arrested. But in keeping with the spirit of the thread, it's not really a 'mishap'. It would have been a mishap, and funnier, if you'd been hit by the train. :)

loser 03-12-09 11:54 PM
Originally Posted by Johnny Nemo (Post 8520759)
Technically you can... unless you're arrested.
I thought they had internet in prison?

brandonspeck 03-13-09 12:16 AM
Originally Posted by xxxfattonyxxx (Post 8520704)
I doubt you have any idea where it actually came from, this has been around for years:thumb:
I think anyone who uses the frustration guy knows where it comes from, dude.

Plecks 03-13-09 12:33 AM
This happened to my dad, not to me, but I'm pretty sure this is what happened. He ended up with a broken clavicle, three dislocated fingers (which he popped back in on the spot!), and a totaled bike.

http://plecks.com/files/dad_fall.JPG

xxxfattonyxxx 03-13-09 12:56 AM
Originally Posted by brandonspeck (Post 8520843)
I think anyone who uses the frustration guy knows where it comes from, dude.
Yeah, the last place they saw it :twitchy:

xxxfattonyxxx 03-13-09 12:58 AM
Originally Posted by xxxfattonyxxx (Post 8517104)
I love this thread. I'm going on my first fixed ride through the city today so I might have something later. All I have now are childhood memories
Ok, so I proved myself right. Weak as hell but whatever
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y18...nyxxx/Fall.jpg

Johnny Nemo 03-13-09 01:28 AM
Originally Posted by loser (Post 8520802)
I thought they had internet in prison?
They do, but you'll be too busy keeping Bubba entertained in the top bunk to ever use it.

ascend 03-13-09 05:01 AM
does that count as a mishap or a successful ride?

adriano 03-13-09 09:12 AM
Originally Posted by xxxfattonyxxx (Post 8520913)
Yeah, the last place they saw it :twitchy:
barring sarcasm, youre not too quick on the uptake are you?

croscoe 03-13-09 10:20 AM
http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s...ddlesticks.jpg

Syscrush 03-13-09 10:23 AM
Was the dog OK? :(

croscoe 03-13-09 10:25 AM
**** that dog.

Revuhlution 03-13-09 10:36 AM
Originally Posted by croscoe (Post 8522550)
**** that dog.
awesome

adriano 03-13-09 11:05 AM
Originally Posted by croscoe (Post 8522550)
**** that dog.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9fIjYnPazc

croscoe 03-13-09 11:12 AM
Oh, allow me to clarify since my MS Paint skills are piss poor:

That is a pit-bull biting my ankle.

xxxfattonyxxx 03-13-09 11:27 AM
Originally Posted by adriano (Post 8522020)
barring sarcasm, youre not too quick on the uptake are you?
Nope

lokerola 03-13-09 11:55 AM
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This is the best thread ever. Thanks for making me laugh everybody! Here's my submission. It resulted in an 18" rod inside my tibia from knee to ankle, 6" plate on front, about 12 screws (ankle, tibia, etc), bone graft, and crutches for 7+ months. Fun!

lokerola 03-13-09 12:00 PM
And I forgot to mention is was not on a FG bike - but I though no one would mind.... it's the MS paint skills that rock this thread...

Critical Jeff 03-13-09 12:20 PM
Originally Posted by lokerola (Post 8523178)
This is the best thread ever. Thanks for making me laugh everybody! Here's my submission. It resulted in an 18" rod inside my tibia from knee to ankle, 6" plate on front, about 12 screws (ankle, tibia, etc), bone graft, and crutches for 7+ months. Fun!
Did you get any compensation from the idiot driver?

lokerola 03-13-09 12:27 PM
yea - I got some. It wasn't that great of a settlement and I'd sure give all of it back for my intact right leg. It'll never be the same.

craigcraigcraig 03-13-09 12:32 PM
yikes.

Syscrush 03-13-09 12:37 PM
Originally Posted by croscoe (Post 8522863)
Oh, allow me to clarify since my MS Paint skills are piss poor:

That is a pit-bull biting my ankle.
Brutal! I thought that was the dog's blood. Great pic, and I agree, FTD!

Quixotegut 03-13-09 01:31 PM
This is my best mishap.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...ikemishaps.jpg

Best part is that it didn't really hurt. And I got my first look at what the shin-bone looked like. Due to the bear-trap raking down the surface of the bone I now have *****in' raised bumps from the bone regenerating.

My girlfriend at the time was scared out of her mind. I walked over to a bench to inspect my wound, heavily doused in shock, and made her toss cookies by moving my skin over the bone. I subsequently had to drive myself to the hospital.

Meepers 03-13-09 02:04 PM
damn. the last two paint posts made my whole body hurt. you guys are troopers.


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