MS Paint your mishaps
03-13-09, 08:00 PM
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i ride bear traps on my BMX, i always think this is going to happen. so i wear shin guards when i go jumping.
03-14-09, 12:57 AM
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03-14-09, 06:51 AM
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Hate them monstertrux bumpers of doom! Sweet Paint skilz man. 
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03-16-09, 12:16 PM
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Some of you guys have some serious mspaint skillz!
Reminds me of this: https://elftor.com/elftor.php?number=112
Reminds me of this: https://elftor.com/elftor.php?number=112
03-16-09, 12:25 PM
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03-16-09, 01:12 PM
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didn't quite work that way. i wasn't that close to the truck, just close enough to slam my face into it.
imagine trying to fall into a pushup position... not too easy.
imagine trying to fall into a pushup position... not too easy.
03-16-09, 02:03 PM
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If you are close enough to bust your face you are close enough to catch yourself, or at least put your arm in front of your face as a buffer
03-16-09, 02:53 PM
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then he would have punched himself in the face
ultimately a much more funny ms paint mishap though
ultimately a much more funny ms paint mishap though
03-16-09, 03:06 PM
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03-16-09, 03:19 PM
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It's kind of the point.
03-16-09, 03:31 PM
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03-16-09, 03:58 PM
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happened on saturday, i shouldnt have had 3 doubles at the gay bar with my friends and then try to ride home. surprised i am still alive
03-16-09, 04:01 PM
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Nice, I've always loved the fact that you have to go to the gayborhood in Sac to get a decently poured drink. The exception is of course Benny's.
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03-16-09, 04:27 PM
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i don't have time to MS paint it, but my ex was riding past a full packed bar on a saturday night and tried to pop a wheelie and his front wheel flew off and he did a front flip over the handle bars. I saw the carnage afterward, pretty heinous
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I used to love the Merc, been a few years. With a toddler I don't quite get out like I used too.
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03-16-09, 04:38 PM
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03-16-09, 06:44 PM
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i just realized that may have come off as snarky. i wasn't trying to be mean. just saying that i as always scared to tear the hell out of my leg when i road bear traps to i wore shin guards. i just ride platforms now though i broke a pedal and tossed on some old ones i had laying around.
03-16-09, 06:52 PM
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Jesus, give the guy a break! He didn't post in here about how smashing his face into the bumper was the only thing he could do, he posted a funny drawing of his most spectacular bike mishap - I don't know if you have noticed, but most of the mishaps in here involve doing something stupid or wrong.
It's kind of the point.
It's kind of the point.
It's not like I didn't try to catch myself. If I had caught myself I wouldn't be posting.
just like if people had seen potholes, doors opening, not ridden drunk, or dodged a car, they wouldn't be posting either.