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bluejack 05-14-04 04:32 PM


Originally Posted by lucklust
The worst part is that it is going to be very difficult to pick up chicks.

They're getting very good at cosmetic surgery these days;
not sure about the insurance angle, but even the first-draft
repairs are a whole lot better than they used to be. It looks
awful now, but once the skin heals and the swelling goes down
you may be fine. And later on, when you have some money,
you can always get dental surgery and other facial reconstruction
that is pretty amazing.

No matter what you look like, it's better to be alive than dead,
so all praise to the helmet that saved your life. Mount it on
your wall, give thanks to it every day.

And maybe you'll find some good kinky cycler chicks who look
at your scars as signs of manliness.

NZLcyclist 05-14-04 04:49 PM

if it weren't for your nose, i wouldn't look twice. Things aint looking that bad dude...and judging by the file names you still have some humour!

Best wishes

UNCLECHET 05-14-04 05:13 PM

Well, that sucks! Hopefully somebody got a description of the car/driver. They'll be back out a the bars for sure. When you find them get the cops involved. I think hit and run is a felony. That person needs to be behind bars and pay your expenses. Keep track of everything. I'm sure the doc's will get you back to yourself in no time. Keep us informed ok. Best wishes and good luck.

MKRG 05-14-04 05:14 PM

He still looks better than me...must be that Pista. I gotta get me one of them.

jim-bob 05-14-04 06:37 PM

Where was this? I'd be glad to keep an eye out.

cavit8 05-14-04 06:39 PM

Hey Torrin

Things will look a lot better once the swelling goes down. You're teeth will be fine. It'll give you more character. Not that you're not already a character.

As for the guy that hit you, one word when you find his car... thermite....

Cam

peligro 05-14-04 06:49 PM


Originally Posted by bluejack
And maybe you'll find some good kinky cycler chicks who look
at your scars as signs of manliness.

This is truer than you realize...After my accident I went around with no front teeth for like 3-4 months and did just fine with the honies. I kid you not. Met a nice girl that I wound up staying with for five years. Its all mental, man. Don't let it bother you, it won't bother them.

s2sxiii 05-15-04 08:01 AM


Originally Posted by lucklust
More pics...

Lust man--

you're goona be fine you handsome devil. I'm going through a very simlar thing with one of my friends here, she's a gorgeous little asian chicky who got t-boned by some idiot running a red light, and it did some similar things to her jaw/face, complete with oral surgery and everything... Bottom line is, she looks better every day, the swelling goes down a little more, scars heal, and now, 4 weeks later, even her best friends have to look closely to see any signs. You and she are both good looking people, and i can tell you, she really got scared by her injuies at first, and it screwed with her head. You've gotta know that they can fix you, they have the technology, they can make you stronger, faster....Just relax, let the docs take care of it, and concentrate on the healing process. And if maybe your nose is a little crooked, only your mother will know or care. You'll be back pimpin in time for the 4th of july...

till then, you should totally play the sympathy angle. get some nice lady to put on a nurse outfit for you, show you her bedside manner.l

MKRG 05-15-04 08:09 AM

Now that I think about it...that whole "swollen member" thing under your name was kind of foreboding.

BlastRadius 05-15-04 08:57 AM

Dang Torrin, I just checked in and saw this. I'm glad you're alive. Your injuries will heal and you'll be lusty as ever. Tell us where it was and we'll keep an eye out, at least a craigslist posting to will get more people on notice. Did you check the parking lot camera possibility?

Thylacine 05-18-04 08:19 PM

Man, I can't believe I just found this thread now. Where have I been?

Anyway, I feel a bit queasy, so I'm going to have a bit fo a lie down. Seriously though, Torrin, you'll be fine mate. The body heals amazingly fast. When I was in my late teens I crashed bigtime on my head. Literally, my whole face was a scab. I got majorly depressed because I thought I'd be like the Elephant man or something, but you know what? All I ended up with is a tiny scar on my upper lip. It's hellishly sexy. Chicks dig it.

I just wish we had the internet back then. Being bed ridden for 2 weeks with only midday televison to keep you company sure fücks with your mind. You should see my collection of fitness equipment! ;)

lucklust 05-18-04 08:22 PM

God bless the Umlaut!!!

Thylacine 05-18-04 10:10 PM

Umlaut über alles!

Gurgus 05-19-04 01:44 AM

Dude, that sucks. Hope you feel better and find the guy that did this to you.

As for the broken jaw, my brother got jumped outside of a bar and had his upper and lower jaw busted. He was wired shut for 6 weeks and had some surgery done on it. This was last winter. He is all good now and looks as good as new. As a bonus, he lost about 30 pounds.

Keep up your spirits and keep on your bike, man. It's therapy.

thumbwar 05-19-04 04:28 PM


Originally Posted by lucklust
I was doing ~3mph down the sidewalk, keeping pace with two of my pedestrian friends, having a good conversation.

That sucks. It sounds like neither of your friends caught a glimpse of the vehicle?

Owen

lucklust 05-19-04 08:14 PM

Yeah, we have a description, but no plate :(
I'm going back in to the plastic surgeon tomorrow to work on my jaw some more. I'm going to have to do the charity ride in a face bandage (ugh), but I'm still doing it. If you happen to know ANYONE who has a couple bucks to spare, please tell them to help me out.

http://www.aidslifecycle.org/1948

I'm still a long way from my goal, and I have to pay the difference out of pocket. I'm just a poor college student, so paying for return transportation for the bike and myself is going to break me. Just mention me to everyone you know (I knew I'd be famous someday :rolleyes: )!

Thanks again,
Torrin


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