Stealing is sometimes Ethical
 

In Manhattan, in Soho, there is a beautiful bianchi pista single speed locked up in front of this dance studio I go to with my fiancee. After every dance class, I see the bike locked up in the same place. I figured it belonged to our instructor. Even after a late performance the bike was still out there. I was like "wow, it's pretty late to leave a nice bike like that on the street"

This is the exact bike I want to buy my fiance, every time we walk by it, I'm like "that bike is going to be perfect for you. we should buy it." I could tell just by looking at the frame that it is about her size.

Conspicuously, the bike never ever moved. So one day we walk by, and that **** is totally stripped, pedals, seat, head, handles, backtire. Only the front tire and the frame are left, they are attached to the bike stand with one of those kryptonite NY locks.

I said, "whoever owns that is going to be really upset. That is a nice bike". A week later, the bike frame and tire are still there, sadly locked to the bike stand. What happens next in NY is this: people will step on the frame as they crowd in shopping, just destroying it. there must be hundreds of these carcasses all over the city. Obviously, no one gives a **** about this bike, some stupid super model bought it on a whim and then got bored with it.

So I went back with a hacksaw and tried to get through that lock, but man, that hardened steel is tough. I could even get any kind of purchase with the teeth after sawing for a half hour at noon on a sunday. I mean, if the police stopped me, I would have just pleaded my case for the poor bianchi frame doomed to die. but, no one stopped me, even though a lot of people stared, and I couldn't get through it anyway. Now, I guess the only thing to do is get an angle grinder with a long extension cord, so I guess it isn't worth it, but it sure is a shame. I've considered asking the police if they would cut the lock for me. What do you think I should do? Just leave it for dead?

So how long has i been there total? if a month , i say give it new life !

There's probably a video camera trained on that bicycle, which has been taking-and-storing pictures every 10 seconds and streaming them on someone's website. Are YOU ready for your "15-minutes of fame"? :roflmao2:

Hey, you don't have to find ways to justify you stealing other peoples bikes to us, we aren't the theives.

You should have tried stealing it before everyone beat you to it.

That was a joke btw.

One problem with stealing the bike: you might get arrested for theft.

true story from around here;

A few of us on the toronto fixed boards noticed a custom handmade lugged fixed gear locked in an area notorious for bike theft. It was there for a week before parts started going missing. Campy drivetrain, real nice stuff, stripped. We freaked, thinking how ridiculous it was that someone left such a nice bike locked out like that.

Turns out, the guy had gotten hit by a car and someone locked his bike up for him while he went to the hospital. Having gotten injured pretty bad, he wasn't able to retrieve his bike.

And I guess the moral of the story is that it's too bad some dude like you with an angle grinder wasn't around. Because instead of being able to salvage the frame when he finally was able to get out of the hospital and pick the bike up, YOU coulda had the chance to just steal the whole bike since it woulda just gotten stolen anyway...

maybe i'm just feeling philosophical tonight, but i think people's thoughts for or against removing an abandoned bike hinge from their own answers to subtlety in definition. is stealing "taking what's not yours" or is it "taking something that belongs to someone else?" by definition stealing can be interpreted either way. theft, however, is "taking something that belongs to someone else". what is property? what is ownership? these become funny words. is something that someone has abandoned still theirs? at what point is it no longer their property? at what point are they no longer in ownership? i think we all agree that nothing abandoned belongs to the abandoner indefinitely, so the question becomes a matter of time. some would say that that question cannot be answered, and so you should never touch the bike. so, then, should all things that are not someone's property become the property of the state? (i.e. the cops come clip it)


i do love how every time this question is brought up, everyone in the forum becomes a blood-thirsty capitalist. not a single hippy dippy native american "we shouldn't put so much emphasis on ownership, man. nothing can truly be owned, only borrowed" no, no. we all think very strongly that what is mine is mine and what is yours is yours and we should all keep our ****in hands to ourselves.

think of it as adopting an unwanted orphan

is it yours? no.

you're just helping the people who stole the **** off of it make the crime complete.

the only ethical stealing is if the pista owner is using it to kill poor defenseless babies and you're going to steal it to use to grind oatmeal to feed poor defenseless babies.

and i'm sorry but there's just no way you will be able to prove that's the case.

Is it ethical to steal a loaf of bread to feed your family? Yes, yes it is.

Maybe he's going to feed the bike to his children. Did you think of that possibility?

take it and leave an I.O.U. for 1 pista frame.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4LUjWulsoA...SSL22610_2.jpg

(Sub "Pista" for "Property")

1. Take out the hacksaw
2. Place it against your left wrist
3. Cut off your hand

Since you failed to steal the bike, you get to keep one of your hands.

You should put a piece of masking tape over your top tube with your address and a note that says "hey, bring this back when you're done if you don't mind" and then leave your bike out for whoever to take. You know, since you wouldn't want to be a "blood thirsty capitalist" and you can't really "own" a bike and all.

wearyourtruth---the difference b/w taking this pista and taking a bike frame from say, a junkyard, is that at the junkyard the owner has intentionally discarded the item. Anything that has been purposefully given up is, in my book, fair game to take. Something that is still locked up while the owner just happens to be M.I.A....that's a different story. Like Twitcho said...you have no idea what the circumstances are surrounding this bike.

+1

Perhaps this person is in a hospital or jail -- no one knows. I'd rather come out of the hospital or jail and retrieve my frame sans components than nothing at all.

would you want someone to take your frame?

well, no matter the circumstances, i feel if i locked a bike in nyc for that long, i'd expect it to be gone.

Honestly, if you have to do this much ******** explaining then you, too, know that it's wrong.




Here's how karma will kick you in the nuts:

A year from now your GF goes to register the bike's serial number in some database (with the city, college or whatever) and guess what? DING! The number comes back "stolen". Now she is in possession of the SOLE serialized part of the bicycle. Therefore she gets convicted of the entire crime.

Then you have to repeat that SAME story that you wrote above as it falls on deaf ears. All for a frame that's worth $100 tops.

Yeah, that's a brilliant idea.

Congratulations! You're a ******bag!

http://firstfriday.files.wordpress.c...8/dbotw_sm.jpg

why's everyone so against op taking this frame? i thought i'd at least see a 50/50 in terms of opinion.

anyways, my $0.02, take it.

I'm debating turning part of this into a sig...it's almost surreal in its brazen, confessional nature.

I just think that not taking things that aren't yours is pretty much always the best policy, a great example being the scenarios mentioned where somebody gets injured and the bike has to be left. They obviously cared about it enough to lock it with a Krypto NY, at any rate. The owner's lost enough as it is with the bike being stripped, don't make things worse.