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Fixie *****?

Old 07-28-09, 12:34 PM
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Fixie *****?

Do you ever get awakward ***** while on a fixie if so is it bad?
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Old 07-28-09, 12:39 PM
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Old 07-28-09, 12:41 PM
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Better than numbness.
Now is this a fixed gear specific problem or does it happen on other bikes as well (Tandem *****s, Recumbent *****s, or maybe even Dutch City bike *****s)?
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Should have titled this "How to ride a fixed gear without getting a *****"

*****s are a totally natural function of your body. If your bike is hot it's not uncommon. Just bust out the Phil Wood grease and go to town.
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you must be riding on them cobblestone roads!
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Get on bike
Get *****
What do?
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Old 07-28-09, 12:58 PM
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well cause i just got into fixie
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If it lasts longer than 4 hours, consult a physician. Not sure how a cog/lockring could cause problems with your genitals tho.
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wow i guess fixed gears are an aphrodisiac now. slap on some lube and keep riding!
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sometimes i use it to cheat when i am doing a "no hands" trackstand
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All of my bikes give me a chubby, not just the fixie.
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just rub er out... they always censor it out in the Tour (liberal media), but it happens all the time, don't be afraid!
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It happens to me when I see one as well.
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Originally Posted by Patricky View Post
well cause i just got into and out of and into and out of and into fixie
ftfy.
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I can't get a ***** if I try while riding either freewheel or fixed.

But I've never had numbness, so I figure it's not a bad thing.
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Originally Posted by Syncmaster View Post
Should have titled this "How to ride a fixed gear without getting a *****"

*****s are a totally natural function of your body. If your bike is hot it's not uncommon. Just bust out the Phil Wood grease and go to town.
yeah but then you would have to remove crankset also... and what a pain in the ass that is.

kidding aside that's why I don't wear loose underwr while cycling cuz sometimes junk gets rubbed the right way.
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I thought parents told their kids about these things when they hit puberty
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Do our female cyclist have anything to say about the situation?
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Originally Posted by Zachee View Post
Do our female cyclist have anything to say about the situation?
don't think they have a ***** situation.
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don't think they have a ***** situation.
Yeah, then it would be called something else.
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at least with a freewheel you can coast and do something about it
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whats a *****
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