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Bike stolen & Recovered (epic story)

Old 11-11-09, 06:36 AM
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Bike stolen & Recovered (epic story)

so i was at my friends house playing the new call of duty (modern combat 2) super drunk. and i didnt notice my bike was missing outside his door when i went out there about 2 hours after it was stolen. when i was about to leave i was like "dude, where the f u c k is my bike?

i road Oakland and San Francisco all day and wanted to come back and relax with a few (a lot) of beers. after this, i was about to break into tears. i didn't think there was any possibility of getting my 1700 dollar set up back. When i went and checked out the darkest local parking lot i saw at least 4-5 bikes sitting on the ground and some curly headed mofo walking around them. i had already placed a police report on my bike and after threatening to kill the kid for my bike (a.k.a. my life) he showed me where it was placed in the bushes, i told him he could run and i wouldn't say **** to the popo. i went around the corner to my apartment and the cops snatched some kid who jumped off a touring bike and started running. i called up my friend who's apartment i was at and told him it was all good and he told me his neighbors bike was missing. i went back to see if the bike was there ( i was to wasted to remember if i had saw the bike before) and the Jewish hair'd kid was there talking to his accomplice on the phone. i told him to run if he wanted but he was screwed already and he walked to the san ramon police cars with me. i guess he already hid all the bikes they jacked cause i didnt find any but i suspect they will be recovered in the morning.

so this is just an epic story of how i got my bike stolen and recovered between 1 and 4 in the morning.



thats the bike and if you know anyone who had their bike stolen in the San Ramon/Dublin area last night, tell them to call san ramon police department and it will most likely be recovered.

EDIT: so people stop complaining about the unimportant part of the story

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Old 11-11-09, 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted by B:H Pusher View Post
[snitches get ditches where im from].
And where might you be from? Because if it is San Ramon
I mean that San Ramon area looks real ghetto...

https://www.cityrating.com/citycrime....Ramon&state=CA

According to this I would venture to guess it's a pretty nice middle class area.

Median household income in 2007 for:
White non-Hispanic householders: $118,086
Black householders: $113,746
American Indian and Alaska Native householders: $93,379
Asian householders: $130,218
Native Hawaiian and other Pacific Islander householders: $183,418
Some other race householders: $91,174
Two or more races householders: $148,261
Hispanic or Latino race householders: $111,174


Read more: https://www.city-data.com/housing/hou...#ixzz0WYvzcKHk

Either way, I guess I'm glad you got your bike back.
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Old 11-11-09, 08:58 AM
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I dont think I'd leave that bike locked outside for 2 hours. But I'm glad you got it back.
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Old 11-11-09, 09:16 AM
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Shoulda gone all "don't steal bikes bro" on him
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Old 11-11-09, 09:18 AM
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"The Jewish hair'd kid..."
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Old 11-11-09, 10:11 AM
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fail. at least you still have your street cred brah.
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Old 11-11-09, 10:21 AM
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Nice story; it's too bad the thieves closer to the bay are more cunning......
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Old 11-11-09, 10:24 AM
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Thats cool that you got your bike back.
I wish i could get my bike back
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Old 11-11-09, 10:52 AM
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I'm glad you got your bike back!
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Old 11-11-09, 10:53 AM
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no one noticed modern combat 2?
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Old 11-11-09, 11:48 AM
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I'm glad you got your bike back. It's always good when you learn a lesson without it costing you $$$ (or is is $$$$? What rating system did everyone decide on?). I bet if you go looking around you might still come up on a huge bike bonanza, too. Free bikes in Dublin!
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Old 11-11-09, 11:52 AM
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Snitches get ditches in San Ramon/Dublin???

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Old 11-11-09, 12:03 PM
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Kinda confused, so you could have had the chance to help nab a bike thief, but told him to run? If that is the case, epic fail story.
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Old 11-11-09, 12:31 PM
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Code of the street dawg. Let people steal on you (apparently)
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Old 11-11-09, 12:40 PM
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In my world there would have been a beating... different code here I guess.
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Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver View Post
In my world there would have been a beating... different code here I guess.
Seriously. Either beat the **** out of the guy, or if you're not that kind of person, call the police. Take the law into your own hands or call the law, but FFS basically telling someone it's ok to steal your crap is so lame dude.

Glad you got your bike back.
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Old 11-11-09, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by elTwitcho View Post
Seriously. Either beat the **** out of the guy, or if you're not that kind of person, call the police.
Snitches get ditches, bro.
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Old 11-11-09, 12:59 PM
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Probably one of the most un-epic stories I've heard in a while. Glad to hear you got your bike back, though.
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Old 11-11-09, 01:04 PM
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I don't even think the bike was stolen. I think it was just a lame-o story.
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well if you dont think the area gets rough once in a while, this is me from not to long ago.


i also know a nuber of people who ride with pistols all day
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i feel like we're beating a dead horse, but i can't get past the "stitches get ditches" in san ramon, ca.

EDIT: i'm not tryin to be a hater, and i'm glad you got your bike back.

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Old 11-11-09, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by teedoff087 View Post
Probably one of the most un-epic stories I've heard in a while.
+1

"Jewish curly headed mofo"

Why not just curly headed mofo? I'm Jewish, so **** you !

Btw, getting wasted and playing video games at 1 am on a Tuesday night??? Get a job fool!


EDIT: Best part of the bike pic is that the wheel on the grill looks like a training wheel!

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Old 11-11-09, 01:24 PM
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you got beat like a red headed step child! seriously though. beat downs happen in 99% of America. probably because you were talking about street cred and snitches get ditches nonsense.
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Originally Posted by B:H Pusher View Post
well if you dont think the area gets rough once in a while, this is me from not to long ago.


i also know a nuber of people who ride with pistols all day
DUDE, this picture is hilarious. LOL
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At least now we understand how the brain damage happened so we can excuse your complete lack of language.
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