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bleach+skidding=smoke?

Old 01-13-10, 02:25 AM
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bleach+skidding=smoke?

i know that bleach on car and truck tires will help make the tires smoke a lot when they burn out but i am wondering if smoke is possible with a skid....

i am thinking no because there won't nearly be as much friction as there is in a car's burnout but idk...

has anyone tried it when they were bored?
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Old 01-13-10, 02:27 AM
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kids these days...
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Old 01-13-10, 02:31 AM
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i have a rubino pro that needs to be ripped apart =P
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Old 01-13-10, 02:38 AM
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Old 01-13-10, 02:44 AM
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I don't know about bleach, but I put some meat-crete on tires and did some skidzzz and had some tasty bbq when I was done.
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Old 01-13-10, 02:54 AM
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post a video after you try
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Old 01-13-10, 06:17 AM
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seeing as how a cars tire is actually rotating when doing a burnout, and a bike tire isn't, I don't think it will work

how have you not seen this though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdt3-...eature=related
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Old 01-13-10, 07:13 AM
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Old 01-13-10, 08:11 AM
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No but I heard somewhere that if you coat your tires in soycrete it makes for mad skizzz4dayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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Old 01-13-10, 10:02 AM
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just do this, obv.

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Stop cluttering the internet with idiocy.
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Stop cluttering the internet with idiocy.
Yeah, you're taking up all the room for Mihlbach's bearded-lady porn.
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Would I be wrong in thinking that smoke and chlorine is a tremendously bad idea?
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Would I be wrong in thinking that smoke and chlorine is a tremendously bad idea?
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Originally Posted by LoRoK View Post
Yeah, you're taking up all the room for Mihlbach's bearded-lady porn.
Ew. My fiance' was curious about midgets. If a bleach eye wash was available, we both would have used it.
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Old 01-13-10, 02:21 PM
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well, i was going to just post that the OP is a metric ****ton of fail...

though you probably could get smoke from a stationary tire. even sans bleach. question is who gives a ****?
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Old 01-13-10, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Brian View Post
Ew. My fiance' was curious about midgets. If a bleach eye wash was available, we both would have used it.
Bleach eye wash smokin' bearded midget skidzzz!
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Old 01-13-10, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by LoRoK View Post
Bleach eye wash smokin' bearded midget skidzzz!
Good job keeping it on topic...
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Old 01-13-10, 04:02 PM
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wow its just a thought, nothing serious. but of course i didn't know this forum is supposed to be intellectually well natured but w/e

i hope the people saying how dumb this is and how much of a failure it is intended to be some type of troll but being serious about it just something i have to face palm to.
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Old 01-13-10, 04:03 PM
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we need a mod to disable further posts cause people are getting too tense about a lowly subject
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Old 01-13-10, 04:33 PM
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I think you'd have better luck achieving smoke if you were to light yourself on fire.
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Old 01-13-10, 04:44 PM
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Thank God we don't have threads like this over at other FG/SS forums.
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Thank God we don't have threads like this over at other FG/SS forums.
My site?
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Bleach & ammonia = guaranteed smoke
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This isnt smoke but is better. It would be cool to get those things that you put on the tail of your skateboard that spark and somehow attach them to your rear wheel where you skid spots are. Forget smoke... If you want to be a real dumb @ss you could pour some gasoline on the ground and skid over that!

https://www.dickssportinggoods.com/pr...LAID=319050994

These actually work really well on your skateboard. I had some when I was younger. They last pretty long too.
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