Does this thread meet the properly fixed/ss/track guidelines put forth in other threads?
Lance doesn't race track does he?

ooh. snap.


Actually, according to Chris Carmichael (TM), and CTS(TM), Lance does off season training on a fixed-gear bike. You can read all about it in one of Chris Carmichael's (TM) many books (TM).

However, I don't think Lance has ever participated in CM.

Yay!!

I bet he rides a carbon fixed gear bike.

Here's a picture

hahahahh

I wonder if he has a red Chrome bag or a black BaileyWorks

I heard he just bought a used one off eBay, tan with a black stripe.

Actually I heard the same thing, Funny thing is he can't find the stash pocket.

FWIW, as to Lance's height, I believe it is 5' 10".

Is the one that is "Sharpy Black" by Merton TM?

viewers: this is MKRG's first post of the day WITHOUT mention of Carbon Fiber.

I didn't think anyone was paying attention. I'm making a plea for attention here people! HELLO!

shut up dude...
hee hee

I saw Robin Williams ride a bike on the David Letterman Show a few years back. It was a cruiser with gears and a front shock. It was chrome.

Does that make me cool?

i remember that bike. it was some uber-expensive ti bike made to look like a $50 beach cruiser. it was called the "newsboy special" or something like that.

Hey I saw Lance last night too. He was on Jay Leno :)

Wait, so we can't type ____ but we can type Jay Leno? That seems wrong to me...

internet witchery at work! that's a curse word!

Yeah, I'm really surprised to see that here...

Well, it was necessary for the joke. You see, it's a metaphor.

But now it's not here... Fastest MODs in the west, I tell you what...

I'll show them... haha ;)

Uh... how? You better not launch a DOS on bike forums. The server change over was hard enough on me... :)

A simple sh_t or sh*t or sh__ would have probably gotten by on this particular forum... you need a little censorship to be here... It's Joe's world...

DOS? Jeez...all the little 13 yr old script kiddies know that DDOS is the way to go nowadays.