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HereNT 10-06-04 09:16 PM

Public Service Announcement
 
It would appear that I have been making coherent posts lately. Please rest assured, this is a temporary problem. I will work to rectify it by increasing my whiskey budget.

Sorry for any inconvenience I may have caused, and thanks for bearing with me while I work on the solution.

-hereNT

cphfxt 10-06-04 09:35 PM

youre not really on to jameson -eh? i am guzzling laphroaig now..and its really good for my speech empeechment..
53*11 - idunno ahm more of a 50*18 man miself..trakbike all the way tho..
/m

icithecat 10-06-04 09:53 PM

Myself, I am sucking on the teet of a brew called 'Iron horse' , 'brewed strength' 6.4%.
Only comes in 24 packs.

So what's your problem?

labratmatt 10-06-04 10:14 PM

HereNT,

cherry blisters con pollo alla dweezil?

Sound good?

HereNT 10-06-04 10:37 PM

Problem is that I've cut about 2 liters out a week, and I'm not seeing stuff I'd rather forget when I get up in the morning... :(

Just wanted to apologise to everyone for any semblance of coherence - 10pm to about 7am it's kind of neccessary, since I'm at work... But I have no excuse for postings after 7am.

s2sxiii 10-06-04 10:59 PM

are you drunk now? what's with this apologizing. Your drunken posts are loved, and often get me through my day. It's fun to watch your typing get progressively worse, gets me through the first couple hours of work, at least until lunch.

We love you J, you know that.

HereNT 10-06-04 11:41 PM

I'm at work now, so nope, not drunk. I wasn't apologising for the drunken posts, it was that there's been less of them lately...

s2sxiii 10-07-04 12:07 AM


Originally Posted by HereNT
I'm at work now, so nope, not drunk. I wasn't apologising for the drunken posts, it was that there's been less of them lately...

The lesson is, as always, I am an idiot. But we still love you.

lucklust 10-07-04 12:16 AM

Enough with the sob stories! Get to the drinkin' boy!

btw: I don't drink PBR because it makes me cool. I drink PBR because it just went on sale for $8.00 per case (oh happy day). I bought 7 cases. It took me 3 trips to get it all home. Not surprisingly, I'm giving my Metropolis to my Pops tomorrow and buying the Kremlin. :D

HereNT 10-07-04 12:22 AM

I remember going to the liquor store one time to get a 12 of PBR, and it was 2 bucks cheaper for the case! What's up with that?

lucklust 10-07-04 12:23 AM


Originally Posted by HereNT
I remember going to the liquor store one time to get a 12 of PBR, and it was 2 bucks cheaper for the case! What's up with that?

I don't know, but I like it!

lucklust 10-07-04 03:00 AM

I'm a member of the drunk tank. Sometimes three days a week. I'm a member of the drunk tank. There's a room reserved for me. Happy hour, every hour, seven days a week. Drinking is my game and I do it sociably. Every night the same old thing, I get behind the wheel. I'm gonna stop at every bar until I get my fill.
I'm a member of the drunk tank. Sometimes three days a week. I'm a member of the drunk tank. There's a room reserved for me.
Something's wrong, I'm waking up out on the concrete floor. Hey, excuse me officer will you show me to the door. I'll pay a fine and promise never again. And if I lose my job I'll be drinking by profession.
I'll never drink again. I'll never drink again. GO!
Lose my license for a year, it's part of the consequence. Then enroll in A.A. with all my drinking friends. It doesn't matter, it's OK. There's no need for regrets. Because I know in no time that I'll be there again.
I'm a member of the drunk tank. Sometimes three days a week. I'm a member of the drunk tank. There's a room reserved for me. I'm a member of the drunk tank. Sometimes three days a week. I'm a member of the drunk tank. There's a room reserved for me.

shiftlessbast- 10-07-04 07:38 AM


Originally Posted by HereNT
I remember going to the liquor store one time to get a 12 of PBR, and it was 2 bucks cheaper for the case! What's up with that?

yeah, a pkg store I used to go to had warm cases priced the same as a 12-er in the cooler. I had a refrigerator; it was a no-brainer.

HereNT 10-07-04 07:52 AM


Originally Posted by shiftlessbast-
yeah, a pkg store I used to go to had warm cases priced the same as a 12-er in the cooler. I had a refrigerator; it was a no-brainer.

These were both in the cooler.

harryhood 10-07-04 08:36 AM


Originally Posted by lucklust
Enough with the sob stories! Get to the drinkin' boy!

btw: I don't drink PBR because it makes me cool. I drink PBR because it just went on sale for $8.00 per case (oh happy day). I bought 7 cases. It took me 3 trips to get it all home. Not surprisingly, I'm giving my Metropolis to my Pops tomorrow and buying the Kremlin. :D

hey lucklust,
where does one find such $8 PBR cases in the bay area? inquiring mind wants to know.

catatonic 10-07-04 09:24 AM

much love for cheap beer, and PBR is the king of cheap beers that have any aolcohol content whatsoever.

I'll stick to drambuie and jager though before i got PBR, sorry guys.

Schiek 10-07-04 09:47 AM

So DC has a law that an alcoholic beverage or more accurately, beer and malt liqour--there are exceptions for wine, whiskey, etc.--cannot be sold in containers larger than 1/10 gallon (12.8 ozs.). Can anybody explain the rationale for this type of law? Is the container really the problem? There's nothing preventing somebody from buying two.........ohhhhhh.....wait a sec......I get it now, more bucks for the distributors........sneaky.

In any event, I have to leave the city to by my Peeber tallboys, not to mention my 40 ohhzeees.

*new*guy 10-07-04 09:52 AM


Originally Posted by Schiek
So DC has a law that an alcoholic beverage or more accurately, beer and malt liqour--there are exceptions for wine, whiskey, etc.--cannot be sold in containers larger than 1/10 gallon (12.8 ozs.). Can anybody explain the rationale for this type of law? Is the container really the problem? There's nothing preventing somebody from buying two.........ohhhhhh.....wait a sec......I get it now, more bucks for the distributors........sneaky.

In any event, I have to leave the city to by my Peeber tallboys, not to mention my 40 ohhzeees.

for real? :(

lucklust 10-07-04 10:34 AM


Originally Posted by harryhood
hey lucklust,
where does one find such $8 PBR cases in the bay area? inquiring mind wants to know.

Albertsons. I live in Marin, though, so the deals might not be the same everywhere else.

gilby 10-07-04 10:53 AM

Not to ruin HereNT's reputation of being perpetually drunk, but it's kind of strange to ride with him after he gets off work in the mornings, before the liquor stores open. I think I'm one of the few to see him sober. Incidentally, I've starting drinking more since I started riding with him.

SD Fixed 10-07-04 11:10 AM

Wanna try a challenge? Go sober for 30 days. Then, it taste sooo much better.

lucklust 10-07-04 11:21 AM


Originally Posted by William Karsten
Wanna try a challenge? Go sober for 30 days. Then, it taste sooo much better.

Well THAT would be pretty ****ing lame.

skitbraviking 10-07-04 11:28 AM

here here!

SD Fixed 10-07-04 11:39 AM


Originally Posted by lucklust
Well THAT would be pretty ****ing lame.

Nope. After you're underway for 30 plus days, that first drink is pretty amazing. It could be the worst rot gut radiator fluid stuff there is and it still taste awesome.

And think of all the lessons you'd learn from abstaining:

How to say no.
How to say no.
How to say no understress.
How to say no eventhoughyoudidn'tkillsomeonewhoneededit.
How not to end up with the ugly girl in the morning..
How not to end up with various injuries..
Mostly, how to say no.

It'd be a challenge.

SSSwede 10-07-04 12:12 PM

Well boys, tomorrow it is friday and I will be digging into a 3 l bag-in-box of Estonian Vodka and tonic, probably in the garage while messing up my bike or loosing ball bearings all over the floor.

My sort of quality time


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