of course, Katy Perry, duuuuuh.

i dont care if she rides a bike or not, for the record i would cream this chicks bangs if you know what i mean.

It doesn't really count as a euphemism if there's no possible non-sexual interpretation.

styling cream? though it's a stretch...

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all I can say is thank god she didn't try to ride a fixie

it was meant to come across as obvious, like 'i would turn that chick into a couch pretzel if you know what i mean'. my humor sucks, especially on the internets. my apologies.

I'd buy a swank bike if a hot babe came standard with it.

Otherwise, forget it!

is it wrong that i look at that and just see elmo's mustache under katy perry's booty?

I think it's supposed to be the chestal area.

Yes. Chestal.

would hit

Four pages. Wow.