The official *all new* Jackass thread (keep it fun)
01-30-11, 11:54 AM
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ah but of course 
01-30-11, 03:16 PM
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Not SSFG but i feel this one is a good jackass build
01-30-11, 04:16 PM
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Wow. That falls into the "so bad it's good" category. I'd move the brake levers forward on the bars though. Also, cross chaining, what a jackass.
01-30-11, 06:03 PM
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Some of these posts are a bit too critical. Don't stifle creativity and call is jackass just because it isn't normal. Most of them are too far, but some of those are really creative / handy / better to reuse and recycle than throw away
01-30-11, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by BoozyMcliverRot
Only 1760.00 complete,875.00 for a frame,what a bargain.
01-30-11, 07:02 PM
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LOL this thread made me make my own jackass bike today
01-30-11, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by youngandcurious
I agree the build is pretty jackass.
01-30-11, 07:33 PM
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Only thing that bike is missing is some cross tires in the rear and a racing slick in the front.
01-30-11, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by evilcryalotmore
Only thing that bike is missing is some cross tires in the rear and a racing slick in the front.
it just cannot decide what it is haha. i wouldnt mind riding it though. gotta admit.
01-30-11, 08:39 PM
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01-30-11, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by FastJake
Is that a Paris-Roubaix fork?? Don't see those everyday. Don't see too many lugged carbon frames anymore either.
I agree the build is pretty jackass.
I agree the build is pretty jackass.
01-30-11, 08:55 PM
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[/QUOTE]what rims are those):
01-30-11, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by evilcryalotmore
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i looks like they set the saddle to match the stem...
01-31-11, 12:20 AM
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I saw the steel saddle bike and didn't even notice it at first, it was the 26" tires that caught my eye, and the grips. Then the saddle. Not really a jackass bike on its own, but a steel saddle in -15C weather? I touched it with my winter riding gloves and could feel the cold seep in. My balls cringed at the thought of riding that in the winter. And the saddle was so round, only about an inch of flat before it curved down, no where for the sitbones to be without cold hard steel pressing against the taint.
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01-31-11, 02:21 AM
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Has anyone combIned airsoft and fixed gear riding? I am imagining some sort of handle bar mounted pellet gun situation, maybe paintball? To me this would be so jack*** that I might actually like it. It would be like having your own James bond bike or something. All the bike polo people would hate it, yet secretly be cer jealous.
01-31-11, 02:54 AM
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Originally Posted by yummygooey
That unicycle is awesome.
01-31-11, 03:20 AM
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Originally Posted by evilcryalotmore
01-31-11, 03:40 AM
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Originally Posted by carleton
How long do you think it will take before the insults come?
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There is something wrong with you people if you want to make fun of others.
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There is something wrong with you people if you want to make fun of others.
01-31-11, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted by FastJake
Don't see too many lugged carbon frames anymore either.
01-31-11, 10:07 AM
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Angle of those hoods... sooo jackass.
01-31-11, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by stillanimal
from FGG
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01-31-11, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by adriano
