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If your bike was a sandwich what kind would it be?

Old 03-31-11, 03:28 PM
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If your bike was a sandwich what kind would it be?

All these "what if" threads have inspired me.
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Old 03-31-11, 03:40 PM
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Old 03-31-11, 03:41 PM
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But only because I love pastrami sandwiches.
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Old 03-31-11, 03:49 PM
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Krispy kreme burger
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PB&J with strawberry jam. Not all that great, but better than the normal with grape jelly and still delicious.
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Old 03-31-11, 03:54 PM
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If you have to ask.
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sushi sammiches

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Old 03-31-11, 06:45 PM
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Mine would be the Peter Parker.

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Originally Posted by Squirrelli View Post
Falafel? You havent tried falafel until you have had my grandmother's.



My bike is a Pink's hot dog (multiple dogs because i can't jut have one)
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Old 03-31-11, 08:51 PM
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Falafel? You havent tried falafel until you have had my grandmother's.



My bike is a Pink's hot dog (multiple dogs because i can't jut have one)

everything other then the onion rings are over priced and over rated
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It would be a boloney sandwich. But i'm shopping for a new one.
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I'm getting hungry from this thread.
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Falafel? You havent tried falafel until you have had my grandmother's.
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Something tells me the OP spends too much time in the car lounge on vortex
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a sandwich is one of the most perfect, if not, THE most perfect foods
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crabon/campy/rapha/roadie-bro.

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What in the Sam Hill. Up next, "If your bike were a condom..."

A Michigan Dog.

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Old 04-01-11, 07:14 AM
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Originally Posted by LupinIII View Post
sushi sammiches

With peaches and guacamole?

Mine would be:

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i prefer anal beads
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Originally Posted by Atala SS View Post
Something tells me the OP spends too much time in the car lounge on vortex
Nope this was in response to the "if your bike was a car" and "if your bike was an animal" threads. Seemed like logical progression to me. I see a "if your bike was a president" thread coming soon.
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"If your bike was a different bike.."
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i prefer anal beads
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wow, I must have one
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