I know, it's hard to digest, but with counseling, you should be fine.

Ok, so that AND you're 220 pounds. So I was of on the technicality of you being a light wieght. And you (cough) did 1k miles (cough), and the like. Guess I sat on my ass all summer anyway, and only road a bike once during the period of May 23 to July 23. So I'm unqualifed and you're way cooler than I nominated you for.

All said and done, mileage, my lack of what ever, etc included:

You're still a little *****.

Here's a D cell going you're way.. (chuck)

in the WalMart Deli - get the nachos with extra hot peppers.

Hey, have you seen that commercial where the WalMart workers state that, because of their job, they are living the American Dream? *cuts to a shot of a white picket fence* They have become manager, and are so proud of their son who has just gotten a job there, as well. It WILL help him achieve his dreams!

i would have suggested townhall or a white domicile, but hey maybe we should stock up before we destroy society as we know it.. and all because of some stupid batties..

You can't destroy society on an empty belly.

Since were living in a fantasy world: I catch the D cell in between my pecs and throw it back. Do I care if you beleve my milage? Absolutely not. You still are from Cali, I am from Ohio, and I think there is a better chance of finding Jimmy Hoffa on the same year that the planets align and Halles Comet returns than us meeting. So, do I care? Not a bit. Good, I am glad that you rode your bike. I did too. I guess that is the reason why we both are on "bikeforums.net". Believe me or not, I really don't care, call me a lightweight, whatever. I am what I am.

You'd be suprised where I am and where I end up there little guy. Some advice for you:

Don't take a quip at someone and expect them not to take a quip back.

Don't brag about mileage, get defense, and then act as if you don't care. 'Cause you do, or you wouldn't have posted it. And the (cough) is a poke at your pride over your mileage, not a mark of disbelief, although I understand how you can feel that way, because obvisouly, based on this post and others, you've got self esteem issues.

No matter where you go, you are what you are. One day, you'll understand who you are, and settle down.

Until then, you're just a little *****.

And I OWN you..

;)

Its no act, you would be surprised at how little I care. But, hey, you can own me, thats fine too. I always expect a quip back from you, and it wasn't being defesive, it was discrediting you. But, believe what you will, read into my arial sans sarif as much or as little as you want, and enjoy your ownership of me.

Your whining and post dictate otherwise. Say what you will oh little chunky one... say what you will.

I've sold you already, I sold you to Lucklust. He's a nice guy, but I'd keep your private parts away from him and needles if I were you...

big talk on the internet, boys. that's what these things are for.



"hur-ter! hur-ter! hurter of feelings i'm pulling your strings
twisting your mind and smashing your dreams"- call it

Yeah, ok... if you and trekie4.20 can't get past some chain yankin then you both need to go back to the kiddie pool.

Oh, yeah, WK, I am going to need an address where I can send you my soul;).

Yeah, Trekkie, I'll help you toilet paper him!

I live at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.

Anyhooo, I gave you over to lucklust.. you'll have to mail it there.

But watch out for the Dept of Homeland security, I'm sure that and fertilizer are dangerous items.

Yeah, I forgot about Lucklust. I guess I was lusting after you, sweetie. My soul is potentially dangerous, but the real danger lies in baby formula. Micheal Moore told me so.

You're not lusting after me. You've never even seen a picture of me... If you did, you'd back off. I'm the ugly one here.

The blind man can only see the heart.

walk and don't walk? you sound like a cop telling a story to kids WK

On the island i used to live on, there was a bar on the corner of Easy and Broad. It was great to drive by and yell at the ho's going in and out of there in my younger days...

PS -- did you happen to catch the bit on sci-fi about the thylacine that i saw today? it was some show about bizzare creatures and such -- the thylacine was right between nessie and bigfoot. Made me think of you and warwick.

I tell you what.

I'm sorry. I aplogize for giving **** to someone I don't know.. and likely didn't deserve to be razed, etc. I'd say I didn't mean it, but really, I did. However, I do aplogize for giving you @#$# and being a dick.

Really.

I'm throug

I think everybody's fine here.

Now I know why I don't hang out here as much. This place has gotten soft. You even have Karstens apologizing.

Thicken up that skin, boys.

This thread deserves a batty.

Schiek = Batty for being the lamest "Drive-by Troller"
You sir, are a disgrace. Well, not really. Sorry. Really, I am sorry. Okay?