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SpiderMike 01-10-05 04:21 PM

Stupid question on "those things in the spokes"
 
Curiosity has got the best of me, and I'm sure this going to open a rash of quarky replies but here it goes anyways......
I have seen little cards or placards in the spoke of bike like in the SS/Fixie thread, and on ss/fixie galleries on the net. Is it some kind of track bike thing to put cards in the spokes? Don't see that on the trails down here in the Houston area. What is the signifance fo these placards (if any)? .Obviously they are not meant to make that motorcycle sound, since the card is not taped to the chainstay, or you don't have one of those Trubospoke things.

Ira in Chi 01-10-05 04:23 PM

See this thread: http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...ht=Spoke+cards for a complete dissertation.

SpiderMike 01-10-05 04:32 PM

Okay I am officially brain dead from work, that was not even one of the ways I had searched prior to posting this thread.

raygunner 01-10-05 05:17 PM

You should make a card that reads "I Don't Get These Things". It would be right up there with the Myspace image that reads "No Hipster Image Available". Hiliarity would ensue!

I seriously don't get them. They're right up there with stupid scooter rally patches for mods & studs/pins on leather jackets for punks. How many ya got?!

"I'm also addicted to boobies" would also be a good one. But let's stay on task!

bostontrevor 01-10-05 05:33 PM

^
+----- This guy is on fire!

dustinlikewhat 01-10-05 05:37 PM

the studs on my vest are stylish reflectors for when I ride/skate at night! Safety punk to the rescue!

back2fixie 01-11-05 07:09 AM


Originally Posted by raygunner
You should make a card that reads "I Don't Get These Things". It would be right up there with the Myspace image that reads "No Hipster Image Available". Hiliarity would ensue!

I seriously don't get them. They're right up there with stupid scooter rally patches for mods & studs/pins on leather jackets for punks. How many ya got?!

"I'm also addicted to boobies" would also be a good one. But let's stay on task!

street cred...***

sohi 01-11-05 07:16 AM

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:rolleyes:

MKRG 01-11-05 07:21 AM

Haha!

pitboss 01-11-05 07:35 AM

Millville, Indiana has street cred? Or do you mean Dayton, Ohio?

salmonchild 01-11-05 07:41 AM

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...t=BORED+FRIDAY

if you cant be bothered to make your own or get involved in races techone has an interesting solution....

back2fixie 01-11-05 08:05 AM

perhaps..."saddle sniffer"?

i liked the guy that wanted to buy some for his fixie...

raygunner 01-11-05 09:44 AM

Realizing the absurdity of the situation will set you free.

PS - Those spoke cards are soooo '04....

auroch 01-11-05 10:29 AM


Originally Posted by back2fixie
street cred...***

...breeder


jeff

SamHouston 01-11-05 11:02 AM

I get them when I race. Or make them if I throw a race.

raygunner 01-11-05 11:18 AM

Come on, they jumped the shark before the "LiveStrong" bracelets. I'm actually realizing that the term "Jump The Shark" has well, jumped itself. Damn you Urbandictionary.com!!!

Why don't you make pre-race cup cakes? Who doesn't like cup cakes?! I mean, I'd rather have a cup cake instead of a spoke card.

Think outside of the box. People would be expecting to get a spoke card but you throw a curve ball. Instead of showing up with wine George Costanza wants to bring Pepsi & Ring Dings. Are you feeling me yet?!

"I show up with Ring Dings and Pepsi, I become the biggest hit of the party. People be coming up to me, 'just between you and me I'm really excited about the Ring Dings and the Pepsi' ".

VeganDave 01-11-05 11:59 AM


Originally Posted by raygunner
Why don't you make pre-race cup cakes? Who doesn't like cup cakes?! I mean, I'd rather have a cup cake instead of a spoke card. .

sweeeeet

junioroverlord 01-11-05 12:00 PM

I'm voting for prerace pie.

dirtydan 01-11-05 12:11 PM


Originally Posted by sohi
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:rolleyes:

HA!

SamHouston 01-11-05 01:20 PM

I've only thrown 2 alleycats but each was quite original. Spoke cards aren't exactly expected at them, only half the races I've gone to in the past few years have them. As far as cupcakes go there is almost always food at the afterparty aand snacks near the start. Besides they're just a lil sumthin and cheap too. Way cheaper than cupcakes or Pepsi.

I think they look good done right. For instance I only put 1-3 in my spokes at any given time. 1 in the front-2 in the back or just 2 in the back or just 1 in the back. Too many takes away from the bike I think. Plus I can't have people stopping to read them all day, finding them between myself and my ride when I step back outside to get moving. Like right now I'm sporting my Seattle CMWC 03 in the rear, compliments my grungy ride nicely.

bottom-bracket 01-11-05 02:21 PM

i put pictures of ugly people in my spokes to make my *****y bike look nicer by comparison.

ofofhy 01-11-05 02:24 PM

When I was younger I had an '86 Max Venable from the Cincinnati Reds.

bottom-bracket 01-11-05 02:28 PM

was he ugly?

back2fixie 01-11-05 06:20 PM


Originally Posted by stickerguy
...breeder


jeff


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