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Old 01-12-07, 10:54 AM
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Probably strangled with duct tape by some liberal redneck on a vintage recumbent while I'm fixing the chain with a zip tie on my slave-labor Wal-bike in the middle of the desert when I should have been in a Chinese hair salon eating an over-priced nutrition food wad watching the latest bike scandal on the boob tube.

Everybody stop and wait for me while I check my heartrate.
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Old 01-12-07, 11:13 AM
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Bill: At age 42 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle...

stupid tigers.....
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Old 01-12-07, 11:48 AM
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Gary: At age 87 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.
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Old 01-12-07, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by dog hair
"jason: At age 67 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs."



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At age 100 Mr.Gear Jammer will be putting on the 18th hole for eagle, then a monster sized goldfish will jump out of the water and eat me.
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Old 01-12-07, 04:14 PM
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steve: At age 103 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

Sounds like I'll still be able to ride my bike at 102. I can live with that. Bone
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Old 01-12-07, 08:07 PM
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Chris: At age 78 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.
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Old 01-12-07, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Sir-Lanceimnot
Chris: At age 78 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

Very nice, at least you where not eaten by a monster gold fish.
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Old 01-12-07, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Gear Jammer
Very nice, at least you where not eaten by a monster gold fish.
or beat down by a monkey.
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Old 01-12-07, 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by dog hair
or beat down by a monkey.

Or have a statue fall on your head.
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Old 01-12-07, 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Drew12
Or have a statue fall on your head.
or be eaten by mutants (but maybe I'd get to eat ED )
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Old 01-13-07, 06:47 AM
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Heather : At age 57 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

Kinky no?
Are you a raver??
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Old 01-13-07, 04:40 PM
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Steve: At age 24 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.

I think I have the shortest life span yet.

Maybe I should start carrying pepper spray when I ride.
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Originally Posted by sjmayclin
Steve: At age 24 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.

I think I have the shortest life span yet.

Maybe I should start carrying pepper spray when I ride.

Lap dogs????
Now that is humiliating..

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Old 01-14-07, 01:53 AM
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kevin: At age 52 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.

hmmm... oh well.
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