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I've never been able to wrap my mind around the whole woman-as-goddess thing. I mean, seems like those goddesses in ye olde mythological days were always getting mauled, or having their heads chopped off, or giving birth to kids out of their armpits, no? What kind of lifestyle is THAT?

Those "Goddess on Board" bumperstickers give me the quivering fantods.

I don't want to be worshipped! I'd probably have to shave my legs every day.:cry:

Those look like tri chicks...HOT! :D

Is this a bad thing? Cause, I get those too, but rarely when looking at bumperstickers...:p

Not bad -- the Trek is pretty smokin' anyway. But even I could drop that chick in a heartbeat, and ME could probably wipe up the road with her snot. No quads, teensy little butt equals no sprint in the final 100 meters.

VP

Well, if we're talking about quivering bosoms and throbbing codpieces type of scenario, hell NO, it ain't a bad thing! :D

Actually, the Olympian Goddesses could wup ass. If you couldn't get Zeus to favor you, all you had to do was appeal to Hera, and she'd have Zeus toeing the line pretty quick. And Aphrodite pretty much had everyone on Mt. Olympus whipped, too. As for giving birth from exotic orifices, you're actually thinking of Zeus who gave birth to Athena through his forehead, and to Dionysus out of his thigh. The wimmins stuck to more conventional means of bringing forth the next generation of little godlets.

And after spending basically my whole life being told that I should be submissive and obedient to whatever Y chromosome that happened to be in the vicinity (be it father, brother, husband, or son), and being treated as an unpaid servant, and exploited as a marshmallow-y sugar mamma, I'm due for a little worship. In fact, I want my worship and adoration (and gifts and sacrifices) whether I bother to shave my legs or not!!

Goddess Rights NOW!!

VP

You're cute. :p

In a manly-womanly goddess, please-don't-hurt-me kind of way.

Um, I'm a little confused by this, but I think it's a compliment, so thank you.

And bless you.

vp

jessi stensland should model for buffchicks.com.

not that i know what buffchicks.com is.

How could you possibly be confused by this statement?

;)

She must do Planet Ultra events because she is wearing ankle reflectors...

because i gets easily konfyoozed.

vp

Thankfully she has two of them so she won't get DQ'ed! :p

Are you blonde????

Me two!!!!

Tri-athlete Lokelani McMichael.

http://magma.nationalgeographic.com/.../wplarge01.jpg

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PDKcX0Ji90

Not yet -- I"ll probably try red before I go blonde. See Mr Beanz pic above.

VP

Pez cycling news has this one completely covered. They of course have all the podium girl candy in addition to the (much more) sexy athletes. But I will offer up this photo of Daniela Fusar Poli. While I admit she is not the stereotypical beauty, I found it odd that she was resoundingly castigated in a similar thread in road cycling... because I find her quite worthy of worship.

http://www.pezcyclingnews.com/photos...fusarpoli1.jpg

I thought women didn't like bibs.

I like bibs. Just hard to find 'em in my size. :(

She looks worthy to me, and probably can spank most of us to. :D

i'd hit most of them.

Oh oh, Thread gone wild!