This thread is for the purpose of male expressions of adoration for our collective and individual wonderfulness. Pics will be provided for devotional purposes. Gifts, offerings, and sacrifices are encouraged and WILL be accepted.

Now stay out of the WIMMINS thread. Sheesh.

The Velodrome Phoenix, transforming into The White Goddess in any one of Her many manifestations and aspects.

I wish there was a BF rule that pictures of non-bike-related people (men or women) should not be allowed. Family and friends excepted, of course.

Ok, if it's a big deal I'll delete.

Riiiiggghhhhttttt.... She ain't go nothin' on me. I just choose not to model. Really. It's a choice.

I don't think that is what Renee was hoping for, Pheard.

Hey I tried. I'm not too suphistimicated ya know.

Oh, you're just fine, Pheard. I was just teasing. But personally I do wish you boys would post hot athletic women. Any woman who has chicken legs and no calluses on her feet does NOT deserve to have her photos on here.

Note:

The picture in the opening post of this thread was meant as a SAMPLE and an EXAMPLE!! The pic is Botticelli's "Aphrodite Rising" and probably the quintessential expression of the feminine archetype in existence. This thread is intended for worship and devotion and adoration. Therefore, pictures depicting Woman in anything LESS than her aspect as TOTAL GODDESS should be discouraged.

And I'm with ME -- HOT ATHLETIC WOMEN with QUADS depict the Goddess in her aspect as DIANA. Underfed, scrawny Goddess-wannabes with no quads and no callouses need not apply.

VP, feathers already ruffling. Do not arouse the wrath of the Goddess!!

Yeahhhhhhh! And throw in some big booty shots,.......err I mean glute photos!

Harsh.

I don't remember who this GODDESS is or where the pic was taken but she sure was willing to strike a pose!

thank you, Voltman, for editing your post. I respect courage.

Renee

VP, don't take things to seriously. People, including me take way worse, harsher **** from others in this forum daily. It's the nature of the beast.

What did I miss.

The problem has been fixed, so flame extinguished.

Read the above posts, someone got angry at voltman for misquoting her.

It's against forum policy to misquote people, report the post and it will be deleted, and voltman will be warned. People used to do that in foo until mods started handing out warnings. But really, just calm down and take a breather. Don't let it upset you too much, it'll be taken care of.

Oh, I didnt notice at first.

All right, if that's the correct way to handle this situation, then that's what I will do. I think I'll take your advice, though, and sign off for a little while. My steam valve is about to bust.

renee

Renee,
I can empathise with how you must feel, but from my reader's perpective, it was very obvious that you never made that statement, just as it was obvious (at least to me) that Volt was just making a joke. Albeit an unsuccessful one, but a joke nonetheless.

I don't think anyone who has read any of your posts would think you would actually say that! And I don't think anyone who has read Volt's posts would think him malicious, either.

agreed

OOOOH you showed him!

That's good Jason....

Anyways, back to the topic at hand. I was told only to post chicks who ride bikes.

Therefore, I present you with this.



I title it. "lubing the chain"

Nope. Bad, Pheard, bad. That chick obviously wouldn't know how to pedal if you put her on a sationary bike. NO chicken legs!