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Old 03-01-08, 08:54 PM
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you are all noobs

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Yes. Here's your sucker.

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Someone was misguided.

We are PROFESSIONAL NOOBS. We have SENIORITY!
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Where have you been? And let me tell you something, young man, you ARE going short shopping with me. I have at least $75 from folks that I took in good faith and I can't remember whom to give the cash back to. So, suck it up, Ovo, WE are going shopping.
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I liked it when he was gone. That's all.
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Originally Posted by merider1
Where have you been? And let me tell you something, young man, you ARE going short shopping with me. I have at least $75 from folks that I took in good faith and I can't remember whom to give the cash back to. So, suck it up, Ovo, WE are going shopping.
ME wants inside Ovo's shorts!
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Originally Posted by merider1
Where have you been? And let me tell you something, young man, you ARE going short shopping with me. I have at least $75 from folks that I took in good faith and I can't remember whom to give the cash back to. So, suck it up, Ovo, WE are going shopping.
No need to shop. Just get these:



https://www.aerotechdesigns.com/wildprintspandex.htm
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Originally Posted by merider1
Where have you been? And let me tell you something, young man, you ARE going short shopping with me. I have at least $75 from folks that I took in good faith and I can't remember whom to give the cash back to. So, suck it up, Ovo, WE are going shopping.
i want to buy a red thong
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Originally Posted by urbanknight
ME wants inside Ovo's shorts!
as do alot of women...I have to beat them off with a stick
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I feel your pain. No I don't. Either way, come ride with me tomorrow. I only have enough time for about 8 miles before church
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Originally Posted by ovoleg
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I didn't see you at the Baker to Death Valley Road Race today.

n00b!
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I didn't see you at the Baker to Death Valley Road Race today.

n00b!
i dont need to prove myself....
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as do alot of women...I have to beat them off with a stick
Yeah, well, there will be no beating off of any kind and no sticks. I know where to find you...on an 8 mile stretch of Reseda.
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Originally Posted by merider1
Where have you been? And let me tell you something, young man, you ARE going short shopping with me. I have at least $75 from folks that I took in good faith and I can't remember whom to give the cash back to. So, suck it up, Ovo, WE are going shopping.


That's still not enough for some assos...(or is it? happytime would know)

Guess he'll have to wear the see through ones from performance.

ovo I think that's their plan for you watch it
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Originally Posted by ovoleg
i dont need to prove myself....
incorrect. you do. more than any of us.
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Somebody needs attention.
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I got your noob hanging!
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Originally Posted by alicestrong
That's still not enough for some assos...(or is it? happytime would know)

Guess he'll have to wear the see through ones from performance.

ovo I think that's their plan for you watch it
assos is for poseurs

I go bare to save weight
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incorrect. you do. more than any of us.
i would be glad to prove myself to you guys but after the start i wouldnt see you all anymore because you'll be too busy drinking coffee instead of riding like real men
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i would be glad to prove myself to you guys but after the start i wouldnt see you all anymore because you'll be too busy drinking coffee instead of riding like real men
More like carmel macchiatos.
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Originally Posted by Nachoman
More like carmel macchiatos.
More like Diet Shasta Root Beer...Tempest is getting painted!

When I'm done partying I get 5 cents a can back.
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Yes. Here's your sucker.

Looks more like a weird DQ Dilly Bar.
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Originally Posted by ovoleg
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Where did you garner the postulatory datum requisite to formulating your hypothetical trial balloon thingie?

It wasn't Oprah's Book Club again?

I'll tell you only once...Oprah is a 50something hottie, but you'll never get a car or house from her.
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Where did you garner the postulatory datum requisite to formulating your hypothetical trial balloon thingie?

It wasn't Oprah's Book Club again?

I'll tell you only once...Oprah is a 50something hottie, but you'll never get a car or house from her.
We rode by her house on a past Santa Barbara ride and she was outside, but Ovo couldn't get her attention.
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