Are you a professional?
 

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you
are
qualified to be a "professional".

Scroll down for each answer. The questions are not that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?



























The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator,
put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do
simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?







































Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator,
put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator,
take out the giraffe,
put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the
repercussions of your actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
All the animals attend except one.
Which animal does not attend?









































Correct Answer: The Elephant.
The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
This tests your memory.
OK, even if you did not answer
the first three questions, correctly,
you still have one more chance to show your abilities.


4. There is a river you must cross.
But it is inhabited by crocodiles.
How do you manage it?
















































Correct Answer: You swim across.
All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.According to
Andersen
Consulting Worldwide, around 90% ofthe professionals they tested got all

questions wrong.But many preschoolers got several correct answers.

how do you shoot a pink elephant?

and why haven't you posted your race report?

cause it sucked...

what about you nancy?

it's in the del mar race report thread. sheila.

Are you trying to become a professional elephant packer?

East Hill

His name is Chuckles, not Nancy.

No, Crash!

You two are now starting to look at each other like women, what's up with that?

that's because crash looks like a "women" to me.

ohh i see how it is....now that you are in the fours and have a team you don't need me anymore huh?

Q. How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A. With a blue shotgun.

Q. How do you shoot a pink elephant?
A. With a pink shotgun? No, you hold his trunk till he turns blue and then shoot him with a blue shotgun.