Stuck in the Vegas
 

We were supposed to leave last night, but car broke down about 20 miles outside of town. Now we're back at the show(interbike). It's like freaking groundhog day. What should we do? It's hot and we have no place to stay yet. Where do we get the good hookers?

Good Hookers in Vegas, I think you need a time machine.

Oh noes. Is it you and chuckles? Just make sure you get back before next week. I need him on 508. :roflmao2:

Oh...and get in touch with Asia. Maybe she'll hook you up. Not with hookers, but something to do. :p

well, you need a good car and some money. i guess that's two strikes for you.

Perfect time for you guys to work on the routeslip for this: http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=348633

Damn, I just got back to San Diego....I would have given you a ride if I'd had known.

Hey Merckx, I sent you a PM...let me know if you need some help....place to stay or whatever.......I cannot, repeat, I cannot help with the Hooker situation :p

After 3 days of Interbike, cyclecross and crits --- I'm tired. Nice pics you took threeflys.

thanks! The cross race was my favorite, my family and I just didn't have the energy to fight the crowd at the crit race...

Yeah, there was a pretty good size crowd - but I sure wish they would start it a little bit earlier. I think it ended around 11:30pm.

The cross race truly was the best...we had the spot right at the top of that climb. You could see the pain and agony up close and personal :eek:

SEE! I told you! :roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2:

Hey Brandy...long time no see. Congrats on the Everest Challenge....you're my idol :)
Have you heard from Merckx and is ole chucklehead with him?

Thank you! :D

Oh, and damn...I'm a fantastic friend. I JUST NOW text messaged Jason. I'm pretty sure he is with Joseph. No idea if they found the hookers or not. :eek: :roflmao2:

They're at the Bellagio. Car will be ready tomorrow. Hold for status on the hookers...

From chuckles...

No hookers. Just Joseph. :(

Must be fun to be stuck in Vegas when you're underage. :roflmao2:

Let me get this straight......Joseph and Chuckles are sharing a room at the bellagio....hoping to find hookers but instead they're in a dimly lit room staring at each other ???? :(

That appears to be the case. I told Jason to sneak out after the kid falls asleep. Sorry Joseph! :p

I was right down the hill from you, just down from the trp brake zone. I was the one with wife, baby and stroller...;)

The place you are looking for my friend is called THE SPEARMINT RHINO!!!

Go forth and prosper young man!

Last text from Jason last night:

I don't have the kind of money I'd need to get the kind of hooker I deserve after a week like this.


:roflmao2::roflmao2:

this is the best thread I've read in a while..
Thanks for the laughs!

True story. When I was a kid I asked my dad what a hooker was.
He told me it was a fisherman. This story saved him some embarrasment
but I got the crap beat out of me at the pier.

I'll let Jason go into a little bit more detail than me because he had the worse end of it, but were home finally and still alive, but no hookers. Unfortunately we didn't have internet until now, so this is the first chance we've had to read the thread.

No hookers AND no internet? Terrible!

Don't you need the internet to get the hookers?

I was at Interbike all week. Monday we set up the booth structure, Tuesday the signage, bike racks and lights. Wed. -Thur. - Fri. was the Show, talking to dealers and distributors from 9:00 AM - 6:00 PM every day, then taking big distributor customers to dinner.

Yeah, great food, but not back to my room until 10:30 so very little sleep. We were next to the Hincapie booth, so I got to see George for a micro-second. And Phil Leggit, but no other celebs.

Finally got home Sat. afternoon and went to bed pretty quick, . . . slept 13 hours! Interbike is lots tougher than a double century. Plus, I hate Las Vegas. Too much smoke, a total waste of money town. I wish Interbike was somewhere (anywhere, almost) else.

Hookers? Who has time for hookers? Although, if you do, the girls from Olympic Gardens work part time for big $ (not that I have personal experience you understand, but it was offered on the cab ride home. Was the cabbie the pimp? Dunno, not my area of expertise).

Did I mention I hate Las Vegas?

Rick / OCRR