OMG! What do you do when the cap't has to fart?
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Sorry, I just couldn't resist.
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Referring to the "What do you carry.." post currently running, I'm making a note to add diaper wipes to my wedge (no pun intened) immediately!
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And from this day forward John shall be known as "straight pipes"...
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This going to be almost as entertaining as a RV thread about "doing it" in the trailer...
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Perhaps off topic and not quite as funny as farts is the sneeze call out. I've found that "sneeze left" results in a sudden violent pitch of the bike to the right, something the captain should be prepared for prior to making such a call out.
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i don't own a tandem... but, i've gotten a good laugh out of this thread. thanks.
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