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OMG! What do you do when the cap't has to fart?

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Old 08-15-09, 06:21 AM
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OK John, you go to the corner now! ... this tread was going so well
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Old 08-15-09, 02:13 PM
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Sorry, I just couldn't resist.
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Originally Posted by cornucopia72
OK John, you go to the corner now! ... this tread was going so well
As the OP and a newbie to tandems, I think it's a very appropriate caveat! Heaven forbid!

Referring to the "What do you carry.." post currently running, I'm making a note to add diaper wipes to my wedge (no pun intened) immediately!
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And from this day forward John shall be known as "straight pipes"...

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This going to be almost as entertaining as a RV thread about "doing it" in the trailer...
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Old 08-19-09, 04:53 PM
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Be really loud and yell at the stoker like he did it because he's 6 and fart jokes are still funny.
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Old 08-19-09, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by justmealready
Be really loud and yell at the stoker like he did it because he's 6 and fart jokes are still funny.
My stoker is 56 and SHE doesn't think farts or fart jokes are funny. NO SENSE OF HUMOR! Now when I get my 6 yr old grand son on there as stoker....
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Perhaps off topic and not quite as funny as farts is the sneeze call out. I've found that "sneeze left" results in a sudden violent pitch of the bike to the right, something the captain should be prepared for prior to making such a call out.
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Originally Posted by DM4
You should NEVER hold a fart. If you do, it travels up your spine and into your brain and this is how ****ty ideas are born.
I never knew...
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i don't own a tandem... but, i've gotten a good laugh out of this thread. thanks.
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