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Shanners 07-12-07 10:21 AM

I speak fluent cow. Moo.

scrumpy 07-15-07 06:39 PM

Not so much a moo, more like a "hello girls".

Also, has anybody noticed how they watch you as you ride past them?

Bill

midnightsimon 07-16-07 05:09 AM

Yeah, I have noticed that...

I look at it this way. Every dog that sees me, even from far away starts to flip out, bark, chase, ect.

Its like in terminator two, how the dogs can smell the cyborgs.

Out there touring, in harmony with the machine, we are cyborgs, and the dogs know it.

The cows do too, but unlike their canine bretheren they owe no allegiance to mankind. They sit there placidly waiting for us to destroy ourselves and stop eating them.

balsingh 07-16-07 01:07 PM

I love to do it as it also breaks up the monotony of a ride. Once, while touring in France, my friend and I mooed at a herd of cows, only to be stared at by some people who heard us and we did not originally see. Good times.

Tom Stormcrowe 07-16-07 02:54 PM


Originally Posted by balsingh
I love to do it as it also breaks up the monotony of a ride. Once, while touring in France, my friend and I mooed at a herd of cows, only to be stared at by some people who heard us and we did not originally see. Good times.

And they likely said "Les cyclistes idiots, mooing à mes vaches, ils sont !"

Buglady 07-16-07 03:00 PM

Hee. I'll cop to this one. I quack at ducks, too. And this morning I hissed at a Canada Goose.

I'm rather glad not to be alone in my insanity...

mtnbiktn 07-16-07 05:24 PM

At a farm in Ky there were about 40 cows under a shed with a tin roof and no sides. I stoped and walked up to the gate, and they started staring at me. One of them started mooing loudly for a moment, then all of a sudden they ALL started peeing and pooping AT THE SAME TIME. Every single one of them. It sounded like a rain forrest.

sam21fire 07-17-07 11:05 PM

Yes, I too do the Moo. And one time I barked back at the sea lions along the CA coast...my daughter heard me barking behind me and started laughing so hard she almost crashed.

JSChance 07-18-07 09:12 AM

Ummm, yep. I thought it was required of all road and touring bicyclists.

jim10040 07-18-07 03:56 PM

I think it's required of MTBers, too...I moo. I tell dogs "Good job!" Dogs like to do their job of barking at people on bikes. I yell at squirrels "Stoopid squirrel!" cuz they always run away from then IN FRONT OF ME! I just tell cats hello.

baskinrobbin 07-18-07 05:04 PM

Yeah I do, but they never seem to notice!

Burningman 07-20-07 03:29 PM


Originally Posted by baskinrobbin (Post 4880788)
Yeah I do, but they never seem to notice!

You've got to mean it......they can tell if your just teasing

KLW2 07-20-07 07:13 PM

What ever happened to "Don't ask, don't tell"? You are all sick! Dogs, ok but cows...Never! You just make me sick...

Burningman 07-20-07 07:15 PM


Originally Posted by KLW2 (Post 4897166)
What ever happened to "Don't ask, don't tell"? You are all sick! Dogs, ok but cows...Never! You just make me sick...

WOOF...WOOF

KLW2 07-20-07 07:20 PM


Originally Posted by Burningman (Post 4897176)
WOOF...WOOF

Mooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Cornchops 07-20-07 07:54 PM

I also neigh at horses, baa at sheep. It is one thing to have them stare at you as you pass by, but when they respond, it is a thing of wondrous satisfaction.

mikancic 07-20-07 08:41 PM

I very much enjoy mooing at cows. Like many other people, I thought it was just me. Glad that others enjoy it as well.
One time, as I was riding by this farm with about 40 cows in the field, I let out a bellowing "Moooo", and a few of the cows closest to the road start running towards me and kind of along side. Now, these were dairy cows, with huge udders, seeing them running was one of the funniest things ever. I have to admit that it was a bit scary, too. That electric fence didn't seem sturdy enough to stop all of them if they decided to charge at me.

Tom Stormcrowe 07-20-07 08:55 PM


Originally Posted by mikancic (Post 4897612)
I very much enjoy mooing at cows. Like many other people, I thought it was just me. Glad that others enjoy it as well.
One time, as I was riding by this farm with about 40 cows in the field, I let out a bellowing "Moooo", and a few of the cows closest to the road start running towards me and kind of along side. Now, these were dairy cows, with huge udders, seeing them running was one of the funniest things ever. I have to admit that it was a bit scary, too. That electric fence didn't seem sturdy enough to stop all of them if they decided to charge at me.

They thought you were a "Hot" Bull!;)


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