Pheard

Lets just say, this is the absolutely most brilliant thread anyone has made on mtbr. For those of you who don't know, pete fagerlin is justsomeguy, john galt, and hank rearden.

https://forums.mtbr.com/showthread.php?t=54564

For those of you who are confused- the usernames in this play are people from the mtbr forums.

It's called "New fall TV show: Fagerlin Knows Best"

Props to hollywood from mtbr for making me laugh hysterically. FYI- I'm not trying to start a flame thread, I just found this hilarious.

We open on a cozy dining room in a well-appointed house in northern California. The Fagerlin family sits down to an abundant dinner of roast chicken, steamed brown rice, mixed veggies and a baguette of designer bread. A bottle of fine Napa wine finishes off the bounty.


Mrs. Fagerlin (to Pete): "Honey, would you like a leg or a breast?"

Pete: "are we talking about the chicken?"

(insert laughter)

Mrs. Fagerlin: "Honey! Not in front of Petey Jr.!"

the Fagerlins all dine on their dinner and beverages...

Mrs. Fagerlin: "So how was work today honey?"

Pete: "Well, it was going ok until Adam's dog died"

Petey Jr.: "I like doggies!"

Mrs. Fagerlin: "Oh I'm so sorry, have I met Adam?"

Pete: "No, you haven't. He, um, posts on MTBR"

Mrs. Fagerlin: "what's MTBR?"

Pete: "It's a message board on the internet for cyclists, but this nimrod thought he could use it as a substitute for real friends and family, it had NOTHING to do with bikes. Nothing."

Mrs. Fagerlin: "oh, but you know him from riding?"

Pete: "Um, no, we've never met"

Petey Jr.: "Why did the doggie have to die, daddy?"

Pete: "That's not important kid. What is important is that these lame, sniveling newbies don't understand what true cycling passion is all about."

Mrs. Fagerlin: "Please pass the chic....."

Pete: "HANG ON LADY! So then 'Singletrack' makes some comment about cars and man I put him right in his place by telling him that it's WHO posts that matters. If it's the owner of the site, then it's cool, so then I call him a 'D!ck'.

Mrs. Fagerlin: "Honey, your langua....."

Pete: "Quiet!" So then 'ronny' snipes at me and BAM! I call him an a$$hole and move on to the next loser. Who wants some? I guess it's Soupboy, who I reduce to tears by calling him 'Soupchild'. BOOYA! Now I'm hitting my stride - it's beautiful! I'm untouchable! I dispatch SDtrailblazer with a swift "LOL" and "Boo Hoo", LocoMan chimes in and I take him out with a "ROTFLMAO", and then..."

Petey Jr.: "Daddy what's "ROTFL..."

Pete: "eat your chicken, junior"

we cut to Mrs. Fagerlin who is obviously uncomfortable and is thinking about how to get out of the situation that's developing at the table.

Pete: "Well looky here, if it isn't Donkey, asking to step into the House of Pain...."

Mrs. Fagerlin: "Petey, come with mommy for a minute to the bathroom, you need to blow your nose"

Petey Jr. "ok mommy"

Pete continues to boast of his debate victories as Mrs. Fagerlin and Petey Jr. now make a mad dash for the garage. Pete hears the engine of his Porsche rev up and races to see what's going on.

Petey Jr.: "Where are we going mommy? Where's daddy?"

Mrs. Fagerlin: "Daddy isn't feeling too well right now so we're going to spend some time with grandma"

Just then Pete bursts into the garage, nostrils flared and eyes bulging.

Mrs. Fagerlin: "Jesus! Petey lock your door!"

Petey Jr. (crying): "what's wrong with daddy, why does he look like that?"

Mrs. Fagerlin: "sometimes grown-ups lose track of their priorities honey, daddy needs help."

Mrs. Fagerlin races the Porsche down the street and out of the nice, otherwise quiet neighborhood. We cut to Pete standing in the driveway, shouting "BUT THEY'RE ALL INFERIOR A$$HOLES!!!!!! AND THEY CAN'T SPELL......"

and we disolve to black.

stay tuned for scenes from next week's episode where Pete breaks into the office at the mental ward to log on to MTBR....

I'd also like to add in kanaka's interpretation of pete's world.

scr1be

that was ... awesome

BoSoxYacht

Pete's a popular guy.

mcoine

You started a thread to insult a guy because he sometimes insults others?

Pheard

I'd be insulting him if I wrote it, unfortunitely I didn't. I'm merely spreading some humor that I found funny.

taylor p

that it was

timmhaan

damn, that was pretty funny. especially this:


Pete: "Quiet!" So then 'ronny' snipes at me and BAM! I call him an a$$hole and move on to the next loser. Who wants some? I guess it's Soupboy, who I reduce to tears by calling him 'Soupchild'. BOOYA! Now I'm hitting my stride - it's beautiful! I'm untouchable! I dispatch SDtrailblazer with a swift "LOL" and "Boo Hoo", LocoMan chimes in and I take him out with a "ROTFLMAO", and then..."

scr1be

so, this guy "hollywood" on mtbr made this up to make fun of "pete fagerlin"?

Siu Blue Wind

ooooooooooooooooooboy.

apclassic9

Pheard

No idea if it was done in fun or to offend someone. It was just hilarious, regardless of the fact that it's about pete.

Siu Blue Wind

I thought Hollywood left. How long ago did he post this? But then again he is another jokester too.

Funkychicken

somehow they should've worked in a "Good luck" into the dialogue there...

Pheard

The guy is still posting in his goodbye thread lol.

Siu Blue Wind

Still? Hasn't it been like a week?

Or is he pulling a Jason? Getting mad and saying he's leaving but never does. I hate those who tease....

Pheard

I wouldn't know, I only began frequenting mtbr a few days ago(as I realized mtbr had a larger group of mtbers). The guy, just as Jason just wanted some attention.

Pheard

You're right, I'm highly confused. The post seems 3 days old unless I'm reading things wrong. Which I probably am.

It appears I'm not the only one confused, sbw thought the guy was leaving aswell. Obviously we don't frequent mtbr often and don't know the guy. Fair assumption on our part.

So please pete take this post as another opportunity to knock me... or speak the truth, whatever you're calling it these days. I wouldn't want stop the amusement.

Siu Blue Wind

To be honest, I only pop in once in a while to get my mail. A couple of the guys there talk to me.

Dannihilator

And once again it begins.

Pheard

I love stalking you, it makes for amusing reading. You scratch my back I'll scratch yours. I'm glad I could supply you with some amusement, as you've done for me.

Unfortunitely, I made the poor assumption of thinking I could avoid people like you when I joined mtbr. Sadly, I was wrong. I know, I know. I should just add you to my ignore list. Problem is my itching curiosity. Once I make the choice to censor one's posts, I can't help but take a peek. Must be some bad habit I have yet to shake. Probably something to do with my young age and boldy obvious immaturity. Crap.

*gouges out eyes

Pheard

My mediocrity has lead to my dependency of google. Thanks google!

"Egotism is nature's compensation for mediocrity."

I'll stick with mediocrity.

One of these days you're going to figure out you AREN'T the center of the universe.

Pheard

This just proves your confusion. I'm glad you can make such accurate assumptions of people through the internet.



Your posts point to something different. Your egotistical personality easily proves my statement.



You confuse humping your virtual leg with me simply feeding your trollness, glad you took the bait. I'm glad you've failed to see the sarcasm in the majority of my posts.

Nice job recycling the same remarks you routinely use against people who call you out on your silliness.

While were in the spirit of contributing-

I suggest you use the search feature(I'm sure you can figure it out with your wealth of intelligence) to see some examples of people who actually attempt to contribute to topics.

I'm glad we could give eachother some amusement, and I look forward to your reply.

Siu Blue Wind

(pass the popcorn, Boogs....)

scrublover

Yes. You are.

Dannihilator

Takes a seat by Siu.