Well the full report is Metro has started a pilot program testing new parking spots at select stations with one or two spots where shrubbery used to be. Metro officials said that they never liked the bushes and neither did its patrons so theyre being converted into parking spots at a premium price: "for the metropolitian in a hurry." Metro maintenance crews are too busy ****ing up routes on the orange and red lines to remove the bushes, so patrons are encouraged to just drive onto the plants carefully.
In other news, undercover police caused an accident on Sixth at Q st NW street during a routine shakedown last night. Firefighters and EMTs were dispatched after a taxi hit a pedestrian, the taxi driver was given a very stern warning police spokesman said.