Water Bottle Cleaning "Hack"
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Water Bottle Cleaning "Hack"
Prior to the Internets and collage, our predecessors were solving problems themselves. Shout out to spdoran, Canam73, dmcdam and RPK79
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I swear, the youth of today really chap my hide. They cain't do nothin' and they ain't worth nothin'. Them collage fellers are exactly two dollars and forty seven cents short of being worth a damn. When I was their age I didn't have no stinkin' internet to tell me when to wipe my butt and how to pass gas. This was America, where you'd figger out stuff on yer own. My dogs barked like American dogs and my bike was American. Now they want us to clean their damn bottles fer them. Maybe while we're at it, we can put mommy milk in them bottles and just feed it to them so they don't got to exert no energy. They probably couldn't pour pee out of a boot even if they put the instructions on the heel. They is an embarrassment, I tell you. Cain't wash there own stinkin' bottles. They is growing up to be commonists.
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Prior to the internet, only your neighbours and perhaps your family knew how much of an ageist old crank you were. But you are kinda growing on me...like that stuff on the spout of my water bottle.
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I swear, the youth of today really chap my hide. They cain't do nothin' and they ain't worth nothin'. Them collage fellers are exactly two dollars and forty seven cents short of being worth a damn. When I was their age I didn't have no stinkin' internet to tell me when to wipe my butt and how to pass gas. This was America, where you'd figger out stuff on yer own. My dogs barked like American dogs and my bike was American. Now they want us to clean their damn bottles fer them. Maybe while we're at it, we can put mommy milk in them bottles and just feed it to them so they don't got to exert no energy. They probably couldn't pour pee out of a boot even if they put the instructions on the heel. They is an embarrassment, I tell you. Cain't wash there own stinkin' bottles. They is growing up to be commonists.
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FFS! Did you not realize the little rubber nipples come off the lid?
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That water bottle thread is closed. Done. So is this one. And I hope I don't see any more carryover to another thread again.
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