i hate everybody...
03-10-06, 07:17 AM
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aka mattio
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i hate everybody...
including this guy:
from today's FGG
i thought taking a picture of yourself giving the finger wasn't cool anymore, but i guess if you do it with both hands, it's like double negatives. speaking of things that aren't cool, i ****ing hate people trackstanding in their FGG picture. okay, you can trackstand. good for you, you've clearly ridden your bike for at least a month. tool.
nathan fabian, if you're on these bikeforums, it's nothing personal. i just think your fgg submission is ******y and makes you look like an enormous tool.
okay, i'm cranky today.
from today's FGG
i thought taking a picture of yourself giving the finger wasn't cool anymore, but i guess if you do it with both hands, it's like double negatives. speaking of things that aren't cool, i ****ing hate people trackstanding in their FGG picture. okay, you can trackstand. good for you, you've clearly ridden your bike for at least a month. tool.
nathan fabian, if you're on these bikeforums, it's nothing personal. i just think your fgg submission is ******y and makes you look like an enormous tool.
okay, i'm cranky today.
03-10-06, 07:18 AM
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suburbs is mad punkx
03-10-06, 07:34 AM
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außer mir
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haha, damnit you beat me to it... i was going to sing "Suburban Home" for everyone on this forum.
maybe later though.
maybe later though.
03-10-06, 08:34 AM
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If you're showing of your no-handed trackstanding skills, you better be able to look up from your front wheel and turn your upper body towards the camera...
No idea why Dennis included the pic, as he doesn't normally post pics with the owners in them.
No idea why Dennis included the pic, as he doesn't normally post pics with the owners in them.
03-10-06, 08:39 AM
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i'm too cool for pedals
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he's just angsty at the world because his special import japanese levi's had to be ordered from the children's department. he makes that 50cm look like my 59cm.
03-10-06, 08:41 AM
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roll'em high
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this dude lost at life long before he had this picture taken, i'm thinking.
03-10-06, 08:46 AM
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Hey, did he take that Benotto road frame from Chain Reaction in DC?
If he did, check the BB, it had some significant rust so it wasn't for sale.
If he did, check the BB, it had some significant rust so it wasn't for sale.
03-10-06, 08:48 AM
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I ride with Rodney
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Talk about a fugue state, QP has got no mercy.
03-10-06, 08:54 AM
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i've never seen the kid before but i guess he lives the next town away from me.
03-10-06, 09:01 AM
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That is a shame. That poor kid is going to turn into one of those internet jokes. Soon he'll be photoshopped so that he's riding a pony, a bunny, and eventually that hardcore dancing girl.
He'll have to get a face transplant to hide his identity.
He'll have to get a face transplant to hide his identity.
03-10-06, 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Fatty Lumpkin
Talk about a fugue state, QP has got no mercy.
03-10-06, 09:22 AM
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I wonder how many tries it took to get that picture and how quickly he fell off after the picture was taken.
03-10-06, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by jessefive
That is a shame. That poor kid is going to turn into one of those internet jokes. Soon he'll be photoshopped so that he's riding a pony, a bunny, and eventually that hardcore dancing girl.
He'll have to get a face transplant to hide his identity.
He'll have to get a face transplant to hide his identity.
03-10-06, 09:31 AM
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awesome!!!
03-10-06, 09:31 AM
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i love the internet
03-10-06, 09:36 AM
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Ha ha ha! I, too, love the internet!
03-10-06, 09:43 AM
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Poor Johnny. He isn't really meaning to flick you off. It all started that one day when his drunken father and uncles taught him that the middle finger is the real way to wave the devil horns. He was just simply trying to show everyone his mad skills. That he can no hand trackstand, while banging his head to his favorite band in the world. DOKKEN!!!
03-10-06, 09:57 AM
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you should send that pony pic to FGG
03-10-06, 10:01 AM
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I love being present during the genesis of yet another internet meme.
LOL! Internet!
LOL! Internet!
03-10-06, 10:02 AM
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Hahah!
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Higher ground for the apocalypse!
Higher ground for the apocalypse!
03-10-06, 10:10 AM
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keep it pretend
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QP, hating everyone is just gay.
03-10-06, 10:11 AM
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I will be able to tell my kids..."I was there"
03-10-06, 10:21 AM
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i hate haters
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******** elitist bastards.
Last edited by dubteka; 03-10-06 at 11:13 AM.