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Old 03-10-06 | 07:17 AM
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i hate everybody...

including this guy:


from today's FGG

i thought taking a picture of yourself giving the finger wasn't cool anymore, but i guess if you do it with both hands, it's like double negatives. speaking of things that aren't cool, i ****ing hate people trackstanding in their FGG picture. okay, you can trackstand. good for you, you've clearly ridden your bike for at least a month. tool.

nathan fabian, if you're on these bikeforums, it's nothing personal. i just think your fgg submission is ******y and makes you look like an enormous tool.

okay, i'm cranky today.
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Old 03-10-06 | 07:18 AM
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Old 03-10-06 | 07:34 AM
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haha, damnit you beat me to it... i was going to sing "Suburban Home" for everyone on this forum.

maybe later though.
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Old 03-10-06 | 08:34 AM
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If you're showing of your no-handed trackstanding skills, you better be able to look up from your front wheel and turn your upper body towards the camera...
No idea why Dennis included the pic, as he doesn't normally post pics with the owners in them.
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Old 03-10-06 | 08:39 AM
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he's just angsty at the world because his special import japanese levi's had to be ordered from the children's department. he makes that 50cm look like my 59cm.
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Old 03-10-06 | 08:41 AM
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this dude lost at life long before he had this picture taken, i'm thinking.
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Old 03-10-06 | 08:46 AM
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Hey, did he take that Benotto road frame from Chain Reaction in DC?
If he did, check the BB, it had some significant rust so it wasn't for sale.
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Old 03-10-06 | 08:48 AM
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Talk about a fugue state, QP has got no mercy.
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Old 03-10-06 | 08:54 AM
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i've never seen the kid before but i guess he lives the next town away from me.
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Old 03-10-06 | 09:01 AM
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That is a shame. That poor kid is going to turn into one of those internet jokes. Soon he'll be photoshopped so that he's riding a pony, a bunny, and eventually that hardcore dancing girl.

He'll have to get a face transplant to hide his identity.
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Old 03-10-06 | 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Fatty Lumpkin
Talk about a fugue state, QP has got no mercy.
fugue, no mercy...this dude abides
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Old 03-10-06 | 09:22 AM
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I wonder how many tries it took to get that picture and how quickly he fell off after the picture was taken.
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Old 03-10-06 | 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by jessefive
That is a shame. That poor kid is going to turn into one of those internet jokes. Soon he'll be photoshopped so that he's riding a pony, a bunny, and eventually that hardcore dancing girl.

He'll have to get a face transplant to hide his identity.
like this?

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Old 03-10-06 | 09:31 AM
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Old 03-10-06 | 09:31 AM
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Old 03-10-06 | 09:36 AM
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Ha ha ha! I, too, love the internet!
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Old 03-10-06 | 09:43 AM
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Poor Johnny. He isn't really meaning to flick you off. It all started that one day when his drunken father and uncles taught him that the middle finger is the real way to wave the devil horns. He was just simply trying to show everyone his mad skills. That he can no hand trackstand, while banging his head to his favorite band in the world. DOKKEN!!!
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Old 03-10-06 | 09:57 AM
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you should send that pony pic to FGG
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Old 03-10-06 | 10:01 AM
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I love being present during the genesis of yet another internet meme.

LOL! Internet!
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Old 03-10-06 | 10:02 AM
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Old 03-10-06 | 10:10 AM
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QP, hating everyone is just gay.
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Old 03-10-06 | 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by visitordesign
QP, hating everyone is just gay.
silly heterosexual, queer =/= gay.
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Old 03-10-06 | 10:11 AM
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I will be able to tell my kids..."I was there"
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Old 03-10-06 | 10:21 AM
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i just can't get over the hair.
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Old 03-10-06 | 10:21 AM
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