i hate everybody...
#1
i hate everybody...
including this guy:
from today's FGG
i thought taking a picture of yourself giving the finger wasn't cool anymore, but i guess if you do it with both hands, it's like double negatives. speaking of things that aren't cool, i ****ing hate people trackstanding in their FGG picture. okay, you can trackstand. good for you, you've clearly ridden your bike for at least a month. tool.
nathan fabian, if you're on these bikeforums, it's nothing personal. i just think your fgg submission is ******y and makes you look like an enormous tool.
okay, i'm cranky today.
from today's FGG
i thought taking a picture of yourself giving the finger wasn't cool anymore, but i guess if you do it with both hands, it's like double negatives. speaking of things that aren't cool, i ****ing hate people trackstanding in their FGG picture. okay, you can trackstand. good for you, you've clearly ridden your bike for at least a month. tool.
nathan fabian, if you're on these bikeforums, it's nothing personal. i just think your fgg submission is ******y and makes you look like an enormous tool.
okay, i'm cranky today.
#3
haha, damnit you beat me to it... i was going to sing "Suburban Home" for everyone on this forum.
maybe later though.
maybe later though.
#4
LF for the accentdeprived
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 3,549
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From: Budapest, Hungary
If you're showing of your no-handed trackstanding skills, you better be able to look up from your front wheel and turn your upper body towards the camera...
No idea why Dennis included the pic, as he doesn't normally post pics with the owners in them.
No idea why Dennis included the pic, as he doesn't normally post pics with the owners in them.
#5
i'm too cool for pedals
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 120
Likes: 0
From: bklyn
Bikes: currently, none. waiting for my bob jackson.
he's just angsty at the world because his special import japanese levi's had to be ordered from the children's department. he makes that 50cm look like my 59cm.
#7
Senior Member
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 409
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Hey, did he take that Benotto road frame from Chain Reaction in DC?
If he did, check the BB, it had some significant rust so it wasn't for sale.
If he did, check the BB, it had some significant rust so it wasn't for sale.
#10
Person Person
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 376
Likes: 0
From: Philadelphia
Bikes: LeJune Track, Surly LHT
That is a shame. That poor kid is going to turn into one of those internet jokes. Soon he'll be photoshopped so that he's riding a pony, a bunny, and eventually that hardcore dancing girl.
He'll have to get a face transplant to hide his identity.
He'll have to get a face transplant to hide his identity.
#11
Originally Posted by Fatty Lumpkin
Talk about a fugue state, QP has got no mercy.
#12
MADE IN TAIWAN
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 2,438
Likes: 0
From: SF
Bikes: Tarmac, Humble, Makino, Schwinn
I wonder how many tries it took to get that picture and how quickly he fell off after the picture was taken.
#13
i'm too cool for pedals
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 120
Likes: 0
From: bklyn
Bikes: currently, none. waiting for my bob jackson.
Originally Posted by jessefive
That is a shame. That poor kid is going to turn into one of those internet jokes. Soon he'll be photoshopped so that he's riding a pony, a bunny, and eventually that hardcore dancing girl.
He'll have to get a face transplant to hide his identity.
He'll have to get a face transplant to hide his identity.
#14
#15
slot machine
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 608
Likes: 0
From: Richmond, VA
Bikes: 2006 Fuji Track
i love the internet
#16
Person Person
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 376
Likes: 0
From: Philadelphia
Bikes: LeJune Track, Surly LHT
Ha ha ha! I, too, love the internet!
#17
Poor Johnny. He isn't really meaning to flick you off. It all started that one day when his drunken father and uncles taught him that the middle finger is the real way to wave the devil horns. He was just simply trying to show everyone his mad skills. That he can no hand trackstand, while banging his head to his favorite band in the world. DOKKEN!!!
#20
contrarian

Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 2,848
Likes: 0
From: CO Springs
Bikes: 80's ross road bike/commuter, 80's team miyata, 90's haro mtb xtracycle conversion, koga mitaya world traveler
Hahah!
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Higher ground for the apocalypse!
Higher ground for the apocalypse!
#21
#22
Originally Posted by visitordesign
QP, hating everyone is just gay.
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#25
i hate haters
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 560
Likes: 0
From: San Francisco
Bikes: celo europa 80's track, colnago pista, samson keirin. bite me.
******** elitist bastards.
Last edited by dubteka; 03-10-06 at 11:13 AM.




