Fantomas

foremost.. I like riding my fixed gear. I don't own anything else.


When people want to learn about riding fixed, these people end up here.


This forum deals with more drama than the golden girls did in an entire season.

Lets just talking about bikes because.... well... the rest of this is really annoying.

I love to talk about bikes and biking.

youth

yeah-- i'm here because i'm an ubernoob looking for answers. but the 'drama' is kind of hilarious if you take it lightly...

i love riding my bicycle too <3

juvi-kyle

Hello, I work 65 hours in a week. I try to ride for an hour after I get off everyday. On the weekends, I ride for 48 hours straight. I love ridin bikes, ask anyone that knows me. I like bikes more than sex, drugs, and rock n roll. A track bike is my bike of choice, simple, fast, and will get me from point a to b. But I do not limit myself to track bikes. I also have a rode bike and a mountain bike. I just love to ride bikes. It is not to often that I am serious, it seems as if I am always joking around. I also try to annoy people I find annoying or I really like you so I **** with you. Bikes are amazing, now only if I could say this about all the people that ride them. Have fun, and dont ever let anyone make you be serious, unless you want to be serious. Then your just a geezer.

Fantomas

so I live righ by an underpass right.

So, it will be all really ****ty rainy and just all in all bad.. but you can still go rock it under the bridge and play with fixed tricks..

Then...hehhehehehhehehh...
periodicaly there are these kids that dress up like knights and sword fight under the same bridge...
They seem pretty intense.

They take turns fighting one on one in a circle all midevil fight club style....
and after a while they always stare at me because I'm riding around under a bridge on a "weird" bike...and they are wearing armor and sword fighing.

Jamtastic

who would you say mainly starts the irrelevant threads. I often think it isnt more senior members. It often is newer members. Maybe attention, maybe they think it will give them cred. But id rather have a newbie argue why 52x12 is so much better than 48x18 for street use.

juvi-kyle

Now that is the kind of **** I am talking about, this is what life is all about.

Mouton

I enjoy shark jumping!

Fantomas

it seems like a lot of people (far as i can tell) that end up riding fixed started on bmx...
You?

juvi-kyle

That has nothing to do with bikes, wait, are you on a bike? Because if you are, once again this is the **** I am talkin about.

Jamtastic

No i started off riding whales in New Zealand. Its an easy transition though.

juvi-kyle

4130, I'll be slopin that copin till the break of dawn.

Fantomas

Dood.. I will take pictures the next time they are around to show all you mother****ers.
It's hard to imagine, but even "playing" when a mother****er gets hit with a sword....it's pretty core.

juvi-kyle

There are some kids in Chicago that build tall bikes and little kids bikes and do this same kind of thing in Wicker Park. I would be tryin to make it to the train and I would start watching these kids and next thing I would now it is 4 hours later. They would have sausages around their necks and ****.

HereNT

Fantomas, don't take this the wrong way, but when I read your posts in this thread, I hear Eric Cartman from South Park...

Just sayin...

humancongereel

dude, you should take a sword, and ask to fight them while on your bike. trackstand and sword fight!

Fantomas

ehhh... it's not that cool.. they just wear armor and **** each other up... yeah.

Fantomas

Ehhh.. honesty.... So?
(I don't take it in a bad way, I am who I am...I just don't care to discuss grammar or hipsters..)

Terror_in_pink

i started on a blue SS with a coaster brake when i was 6 or 7, then i had a strawberry shortcake bike and finally when i turned 8 i got my first track bike. i was riding fixed before all you suckas.

SD Fixed

**** you for deciding who should post what.

How about this, don't like it: PM a moderator. Be a whiney ***** to them instead of everyone else here.

Just becuase you're not past the power curve yet doesn't mean ****.

Anyone can be banned (ask me how I know) and any post can be deleted.

If you don't like it. DELETE IT.

Just like a bike you don't like, you don't ride it, right?

So shut up, and go eat a hamster.

Pigeon****er.

Jamtastic

https://www.bikeforums.net/singlespeed-fixed-gear/158379-locking-threads-fg-ss-forum.html

now tell this guy...

Fantomas

My very very first bike was a mr t big wheel.
Certainly not strawberry shortcake... however quite excellent.

Fantomas

WithNail

Hell yah! I rode BMX for like ~8 years... I wanted to turn pro, but quit before I turned 18. I used to love riding trails, but I mostly raced NBL hahah. I tried to get on my old S&M Challenger about a year ago and failed miserably but I could still j-hop like hell I just totaly lost my manual.

SD Fixed

Smile all you want. I said things I shouldn't have. And I might pay for it. Or I might not. I think you are unhappy in life. I am, aside from an itchy toe, happy.

Fantomas

I hear this.
My left hip is so bad... I'm lucky to ride anything at all.